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Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34509) - you deserved it (4500)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

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assault. file a police report Lol.

#3 - On 09/21/2010 at 1:18pm by curzy

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Don't know why you went along with the Mother's "evil giant" comment. It's not good to cater to people who insult you. Should this ever happen again, consider saying with a stone-cold facial expression, "Pardon? I'm not a giant and I'm not evil."

#4 - On 09/21/2010 at 1:18pm by Jewelofagal

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