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Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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That's unfair. Obviously you were making an attempt to save the child. People suck.

#2 - On 09/01/2010 at 3:04am by schwancy

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you were fired because you failed to do your job!? thats ridiculous!! you should sue your former employer! Gosh, not your damn fault that stupid toddler couldnt swim and granny ruined your rescue attempt...

#5 - On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am by mama2b3

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