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Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7232) - you deserved it (25245)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:03am - kids - by laughxlove - United States (New Jersey)

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Kids say all the things you don't want them to say. Which I'm fairly certain is a fact of life.

#5 - On 08/23/2010 at 6:21am by Cinn

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ki's can't keep a secret at that stage. Tell him "make sure you tell Grammy you love her because she likes to hear it." If he doesn't love grandma, convince him he does. If you have to buy him candy, tell him if anyone finds out, no candy.

#6 - On 08/23/2010 at 6:28am by cristy91

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