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Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (18550)

On 06/25/2010 at 2:44am - kids - by sigh... - United States (New York)

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Oof, that's rough! Have you tried just letting them cry it out and fall asleep? I promise it won't give them abandonment issues. If you've checked everything--fed, dry, safe/healthy, and comfortable--then they should be okay to just cry until they sleep. Just be sure to check on them ninja-style periodically.

#132 - On 06/26/2010 at 12:51pm by Sammara

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kids.. D:

#1 - On 06/25/2010 at 10:18am by missmurderx

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