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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14728) - you deserved it (18240)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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F your bf's life because you are a whiney bitch.

#36 - On 06/15/2010 at 3:30am by heyred

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WILSON!

#5 - On 06/15/2010 at 3:08am by Lisimal

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