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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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At least he wants something to do with the baby.

#25 - On 06/15/2010 at 3:21am by 5t3ff1k4h

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At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

#24 - On 06/15/2010 at 3:20am by mammer

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