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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (8158)

On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?

#1 - On 05/30/2010 at 10:06am by The_good_times

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Q: What do you call a guy who leaves all the contraception up to a girl he barely knows?

A: Dad.

#126 - On 05/30/2010 at 12:58pm by aback

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