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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46998) - you deserved it (9451)

On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?

#1 - On 05/30/2010 at 10:06am by The_good_times

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what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up.

jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this.

that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or sluts like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.

#3 - On 05/30/2010 at 10:10am by flcl2

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