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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (6676)

On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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