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Today, my family, including my 2 year old niece, went to the zoo. We were at the lion exhibit. I was holding my niece so she could get a better view of the lions. As I was holding her, the lions started to roar. She got so scared that she peed. Her diaper wasn't very absorbent, but my shirt was. FML

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On 05/20/2010 at 11:20am - kids - by Soaked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Nah, she wasn't scared. She was marking her territory. That lion would have gotten it's ass kicked if you didn't intervene.

#19 - On 05/20/2010 at 1:19pm by FYLDeep

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good thing you aren't a parent then. since becoming a parent I've been peed on, pooped on, vomited on, and used as a human Kleenex. Just kinda goes with the job. especially when the kid is sick

#30 - On 05/20/2010 at 1:42pm by momov2

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