Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

by svet / 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • try mouthwash?

    #3 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:22pm by yes

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  • Now you're scared of lemons.

    #1 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:14pm by red_apples

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