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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (I don't normally do it because I have a fear of getting squirt in the eye). Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bite the wrong spot and get lemon juice shot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22094) - you deserved it (64835)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

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