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Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "caution, contents may be stinky." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40100) - you deserved it (19986)

On 04/16/2010 at 12:03am - intimacy - by shmelly - United States

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haha this made me laugh

#1 - On 04/16/2010 at 6:10am by THC_Overdose

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ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi

#5 - On 04/16/2010 at 6:12am by karebear9

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