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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53778) - you deserved it (4894)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

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