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Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27379) - you deserved it (4984)

On 04/06/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by BluBaller (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Spain cockblocked you. hehe.

#5 - On 04/06/2010 at 10:06am by BadPinkKitty07

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You should have jizzed on her homework.

Oh wait...

#12 - On 04/06/2010 at 10:15am by jamesSIII

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