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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (5610)

On 03/29/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by xxlexi_lovexx - United States (Kansas)

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It seems like women have been holding out on sex for so long that men had to find a better alternative like porn or video games.

Now the women are pissed.

#21 - On 03/29/2010 at 6:38am by maskedman

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Time to trash his room. Better yet, steal his computer so he can't even play the game.

#4 - On 03/29/2010 at 6:19am by hannahuk1986

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