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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32263) - you deserved it (6172)

On 03/29/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by xxlexi_lovexx - United States (Kansas)

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Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

#1 - On 03/29/2010 at 6:16am by Lythiaren

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Oh hail nah!!!! it'd be ova soooooo fast gurrrrl!!!!! Fo rails!!!!!

#8 - On 03/29/2010 at 6:21am by blondcutey88

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