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Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9667) - you deserved it (58459)

On 04/13/2009 at 6:46am - intimacy - by jackass (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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