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Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (1808)

On 03/17/2010 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by pubes (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.

#5 - On 03/18/2010 at 4:19am by FYLDeep

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At least they weren't on your pillow.

#7 - On 03/18/2010 at 4:22am by CallMeHush

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