Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.
This almost happened to my best friend. Her boyfriend told her if they didn't sleep together, he'd probably 'accidentally' cheat on her again to get some. The day she decided she was going to sleep with him, he called and dumped her for not putting out. Now she's married to a really great guy.
I hate stories like this. Since your guy sounds like the kind of tool who will brag about what he's done, if he does, be sure to let everyone know you were really let down by how tiny he is. Then casually let slip that you thought sex was supposed to take more than two minutes.
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