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Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20198) - you deserved it (4611)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

#11 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:18am by BbYhRtLsS

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This almost happened to my best friend. Her boyfriend told her if they didn't sleep together, he'd probably 'accidentally' cheat on her again to get some. The day she decided she was going to sleep with him, he called and dumped her for not putting out. Now she's married to a really great guy.

I hate stories like this. Since your guy sounds like the kind of tool who will brag about what he's done, if he does, be sure to let everyone know you were really let down by how tiny he is. Then casually let slip that you thought sex was supposed to take more than two minutes.

#25 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:46am by Emrysa

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