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Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11738) - you deserved it (96558)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:38am - intimacy - by Smooth (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:57pm by Wandering

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ROTFL.
That's what you gettt.
Karma much?

#4 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:58pm by manoverboard

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