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Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 5:43am - intimacy - by cherry (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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How is that bad?

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:04pm by TerAki

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I fail to see the FML part of this. Is it because he had to ask or is it because you didn't want your leg licked? Regardless, I'm quite fond of licking/kissing the inner thigh of my girl and she enjoys it as well.

#5 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:04pm by Jaywin

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