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Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10235) - you deserved it (20792)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.

#11 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am by Anonnamus

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Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.

#2 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:04am by pandemic

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