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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12073) - you deserved it (2347)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)

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