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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now
"I need a few things from the grocery, I do things alone now mostely.."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014