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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18751) - you deserved it (3236)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

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he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

#10 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:09am by fisheatsbear

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"I need a few things from the grocery, I do things alone now mostely.."

#15 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:12am by pookness

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