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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 6:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

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Wow, really? It's really okay to not have a sex life yet. YDI for being so insecure.

#3 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:07am by Back_In_Action

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Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

#10 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:10am by idkweird

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