By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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creepermagnet 0

Isn't that stuff expensive? Wouldn't you have been better off buying a box of condoms if you wanted to impress the cashier?

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Thunderstruck14 30

Condoms would be a better option but both are still stupid. You can't really impress a cashier by buying certain things. Impress someone with your personality and actions, not pretending you had sex with someone. Having sex is something almost everyone does at some point so I don't see how that's supposed to impress someone. Besides, its presenting a false image of yourself. Doing so does not lead to good relationships. Its all just really silly.

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Grnfrogs8 0

wow. like the cashier is worried and fretting about your sex life. yeah, you're paranoid. YDI for thinking to much.

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Starfire22 5

ura really, idk why she would think the cashier cares..

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mrguy266 0

Well..it isn't like the people working there are wanting to know about your sex life. just find the right guy and live out your life, don't worry what people think. I used to do that, but now that I found a girl, I don't care what people think..so just be patient.

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darkmis1 17

You should've just gotten condems. That way people would think you were having responsible sex.

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boopityboppity 11

Exactly. If anything, the clerk's opinion of the OP was lowered due to her perceived unresponsibility.

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ApplePieHead 0

Have sex with the clerk :D problem solved.

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Joey7361 0

he wouldn't have sex with her,you see the problem yet?

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lettertjes 0

I think people don't sleep with you because you are a weirdo who cares about what the cashier thinks about your sex life.

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mezsed 0

You could have paid for a male hooker since you seem desperate.

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Thisbe_fml 0

You're so insecure that you need to waste money on drugs that you have no use for just to impress some random cashier? I wonder why nobody wants to sleep with you. YDI YDI YDI YDI.

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