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Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML


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On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

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that's just not right....

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:07am by waynej7

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Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:08am by GirlaftaGirl

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