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Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87959) - you deserved it (18392)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Heh maybe he was just tired....

#3 - On 02/20/2009 at 8:03am by Kat

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joe joe - thanks midnightraven.

Melly: She wanted to feel sexy. As a women its her right to feel sexy. I bet your boyfriend is buttering rolls like a soup-kitchen-christian when he's taxing your nastiness.

Nothing degrading about a wife and a husband making each other feel sexy.

#19 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:23pm by sillypun

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