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Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84676) - you deserved it (17670)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Heh maybe he was just tired....

#3 - On 02/20/2009 at 8:03am by Kat

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While the stereotype that men are willing to have sex and look at naked women 24/7 carries some weight, there can be times, for example, when working not to get fired or reading something very complicated and difficult, when it just causes annoyance. Even more so if the girl is really hot, since then it's even harder to make the choice in the "have to" vs. "want to" situation and not feel guilty either way.

#7 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:59am by Shadowbird

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