Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
I agree, your life sucks (27776) - you totally deserved it (87358)
On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)
Wow, I almost read this very wrong.
I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
Maybe he just thought you have good taste in food. Fried chicken is delicious
#3 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:08pm by ForestFire0
At least she didn't give you the Spanish for 'Dirty Sanchez' . Next time let babelfish be your friend.
umm, well you could've noticed the pollo from el pollo loco, do they have those in china?
Well, after you guys were done you could've went to a kfc or something and see how turned on he REALLY gets
This is one of the first ones I've actually lol'd at.
I've taken French for five years but even I know that 'pollo' is 'chicken'.
Thanks for making my day! :D
#13 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:13pm by may_cause_fail
You're a dumbass for not knowing what pollo is.. Shows your lack of knowledgement.
Adios (that means goodbye if you didn't know).
#15 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:13pm by spaceheater
"Knowledgement"? Seriously?
It's understandable to not understand word in a particular language (other than your own) when you've never (or hardly) been exposed to it. But "knowledgement"?
LOL!
"Fried chicken! Fried chicken! Oh yes, fried chicken!"
xDDD
God, now all I can think of is KFC.
#18 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:15pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is too good.
#19 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:15pm by unbelievable
#15 - So OP is a dumbass because they don't know a different language? Please, don't embarrass yourself more.
im so sorry but lmfao!!
I hope you were able to explain yourself later.
#26 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:23pm by Slightmisshap
#25 No, she's a dumbass because if she had any common sense she could tell thats not what the translation was
#27 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:24pm by LLsuperfly
#7 you say pollo like poy-o, i wouldn't make the connection to poultry from that. people who are calling her a dumbass for not knowing how to say "fried chicken" in a language she has never learned are the real dumbasses. so i'm supposing all y'all know how to say fried chicken in every language there is across the planet, right? wow, quit being so critical.
anyways, that's hilarious and your friend must have a great sense of humor, hahahahahah
#36 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:30pm by jabbaundead
#28 - What does common sense have to do with other languages? If you don't know another language, you shouldn't be expected to know what words in it mean.
"Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She kept screaming out "fried chicken" in spanish the whole time we were doing it. Apparently, fried chicken turns her on more than i do. FML"
Ahahaha. Whoops.
He must have been like, "O.o Wtf?"
But no worries.
Many people find fried chicken orgasmic.
And LOL @ #37.
#45 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:39pm by marykateex3
Even if you didn't know what frito meant, everyone knows what pollo means -.-'
#46 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:40pm by xiloveyoux3
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! i've been laughing out loud for like 5 minutes!!! this shit is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# 15 I think YOU have a lack of "knowledgement"
that's not even a word
learn English before you insult people for not knowing foreign languages
I agree with #35. People aren't just going to automatically know this stuff if it's something they've never learned or heard of before. Get off your high horses.
However, I've always found it kind of embarrassing when people try and learn single phrases in other languages if they can't speak it fluently. What's the point in learning to say just one word or phrase (unless it's "Do you speak English", or whatever language you're fluent in)? I had a friend try and look cultured or whatnot by learning a few words in German when he visited and was awfully embarrassed when the woman he tried to hit on attempted to start a conversation in German with him. She ended up laughing and walking away. Sad.
i just really can't get past the fact that you wouldn't just look it up online. There are dozens of websites that have language translating software, and they're all free! and it doesn't involve your friend having to picture you and your boyfriend having sex while you shout obsenities...
#55 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:44pm by urallosers
ahahaah.
he must have been dying from laughing inside. xd
#56 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:44pm by featherhead
i lol'd at #15 more than anything. the sheer fact that they criticized the person for not knowing spanish when instead they don't even know englishhh cracked me up. hahahaaaa.
#57 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:46pm by youre_fucked
don't all elementary schools require basic spanish in their curriculum. in that case you definitely would have known that that means fried chicken. at least the word "frito" just from common cognates.
not to be a smartass but i think this is fake.
#58 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:46pm by jp11692
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA. i feel so bad for you! ur boyfriend must have been dying trying to hold it together
is no one seeing the first post or something?
the staff says the poster is from china.
-_-... i mean, wouldn't the fact that she is not from a country, in which spanish is so widely used (such as latin countries or the united states - not too sure about united kingdom so i wont even step on that territory), justify that she didn't know how pollo translates.
c'mon now... just laugh damnit.
this is the funniest fml i've read in so long.
i was steady laughing for 5 minutes.
Fuck me in Spanish is "cogeme" or "garchame" or "dame masa"... fried chicken!!! dude u rock!
I can imagine the confused look and the face of WTF of that dude! LMFAO!
Um, I didn't know what pollo or frito meant until I finished reading this FML. So shut up about her not knowing what they mean or sound like, because not many people would actually make that connection.
But seriously, I wouldn't trust anyone to tell me something like that and tell me the right thing. Translators are your friends.
lmao sorry but u def deserved that one. living in the US, u should kno pollo frito is fried chicken. or that at least pollo is chicken....
#64 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:50pm by bermudababy
#15 you need the learn to read before you pass judgment on someones "knowledgement". The mods said this one was coming from China, so unlike America where most people do know what pollo means thanks to our love of taquerias someone from China would not be expected to know what it means. Itd be like assuming you know what chicken is in Cantonese or Russian.
Anyways this one is hilarious, I need to tell it to my boyfriend (who is Hispanic) since I keep joking that one day Im going to yell "Aye papi" or some other ridiculous phrase in Spanish during sex. Maybe I'll just yell "pollo frito" and see what happens.....
Chíngame, that's what it is, if we're talking Hispanics. Anyway... that's just a little... right, okay then.
#67 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:52pm by DealerCamel
hahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahahahhaahhaahhaahahahhaahahhahahahaah this is the funniest FML ive ever read
congrats
#69 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:52pm by breakingbenjamin
LOL @ 42
but even in China, the OP should've looked it up if she really wanted to please, she could've come across a ton of websites that would help.
Next time, just stick to cursing in chinese, that would be considered a turn on too.
lol, now i want kfc with a side of chinese noodles.
#71 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:57pm by letitrockk
oh,and 61,
my girlfriend yells all kinds of crazy shit during sex,
i'm sure that at the moment, he won't mind
but it'll make one hell of a story when he's drinking with his buddies later.
#73 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:58pm by letitrockk
#54
From my experience, most schools don't offer foreign language studies until about junior high, sometimes not even until high school. It's probably more common place in the southwest or western United States, but elementary school language studies (other than English) are by no means required. I know I didn't take any until high school, and even then I chose to study a language. Therefore, I too didn't know what "pollo" or "frito" meant until this FML...Frito I could have figured out on my own, but pollo? Not a chance.
Plus, in the first post it is mentioned that this FML is from China. Spanish is almost useless in China, considering that very few Hispanic people live in the country, so expecting the OP to have a basic understanding of Spanish is asking a bit too much.
#75 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:59pm by bioclock
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
POLLO FRITO!
he must have thought you were crazy .
#78 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:02pm by dammn
I normally don't add sex-related ones to my favorites but I actually cracked up at this one. First decent laugh I've had in two weeks. XD And no, I don't think you're an idiot or anything; I just find the story amusing.
Oh, wow...I bet your boyfriend was either very confused or very amused.
Or maybe a little of both...
#81 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:05pm by l33tm0nk3y
its chinga me, jode me, or a ton of other things that i'd love to post but probably get banned by the mods.
:)
@ 77
#82 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:05pm by letitrockk
What with her being from China, it's certainly understandable that she didn't recognize that the words were COMPLETELY off... but hello, the internet is your friend. Why the heck would you ask your friend for the translation of something like that? Was she fluent and Spanish and just fucking with you?
FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN ALL NIGHT LONG. OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FRIED CHICKEN MORE. FRIED CHICKEN HAAAAAAAAARDER!!!!! OOOOOOOH!!!!
#89 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:12pm by dickinabox
Why the hell is everyone calling her a dumbass? Do all of YOU know how to say "fried chicken" in every single language in existence? I didn't think so. You can't expect someone to automatically know a language just because you know how to say "fried chicken" in Spanish. STFU.
There were just a lot more comments on here. What happened?
#93 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:16pm by dickinabox
#54 - Um, where did you hear about elementary schools teaching foreign languages? I've never heard of them teaching any language other than English.
an HOUR?! dude, i would scream anything for my man to be able to last an hour... i think chicken is the least of your worries! xp
#60, you fail.
It says the FML is from China, not the United States. Right under the FML.
#97 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:25pm by Sleepwalker418
She wouldn't be able to reach a computer when she's having sex now would she?
Some people take other languages like French, Latin, or some other language I'm forgetting.
Not /everyone/ knows Spanish.
Plus, like someone else stated, she's from China. There's no doubt that she wouldn't know how to speak Spanish unless she decided to take a class for it for whatever reason.
#98 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:32pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
wow, he probably thinks you have a really weird fetish
or if he let that happen the whole hour, maybe he's the one with the weird fetish
#100 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:34pm by Newtons_Cradle
#85: It's not "every single language" – it's one of the most common and important languages in the United States. And if you know any Romance language at all, you should be able to tell that it means fried chicken. Not being suspicious of, say, "paistettu kanaliha" would be forgivable, but not "pollo frito".
#102 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:35pm by Raine_Sage
#88 - You fail, you just said exactly what #60 was saying -_-
And #95 - They still don't teach any language but English, well, at least they didn't when I went there. And I don't know any other languages, because I'm not going anywhere that doesn't speak English, so I have no need to.
You poor thing. :(
Next time look it up on the internet. ;D
#105 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:39pm by Trix_Disorder
LOL
And you had sex, you should just be happy for having a funny story to tell. =D
#107 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:42pm by braFTW
how do you blame her for not knowing what something means in a different language or trusting her friend?
and look it up online? in Spanish there are MANY MANY different dialects and so there are different ways to say fuck me.
#60 said "dame masa" means fuck me. you know what else that means? give me dough. so how is the OP supposed to know that it couldn't have a double meaning.
and considering that fuck has many different meanings, online translators don't always give you the desired result
to the OP: that's fuckin hilarious haha next time just yell "AAYYYY PAPI! SI! SI!" and that should be good enough for him haha
#109 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:44pm by FMLover269
hahahaha oh no.
should've looked that one up in a Spanish/English dictionary or something like that instead of asking a friend. lol
#116 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:54pm by summersong89
LOLOL, i cant speak spanish if my life depended on it, (cuz im from canada, and we dont learn spanish.) and even i knew it was fried chicken, LOL.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would have told you something similar. your friend is awesome.
#120 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:02pm by Ibeapirate
I'm amazed at how many people think its the OP's fault. You made me laugh!!
#42- awesome =)
#124 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:13pm by sweetxinsanity
lmfao. be grateful she didnt tell you spanish for 'fuck a chicken' or something like that.
i love your friend for that. ;)
#126 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:16pm by paniclovie
Awww it's okay! It wasn't your fault, your friend was probably mistaken. And who knows, your boyfriend might think you have a sense of humour. :)
#127 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:20pm by bebexsmile
Did I say that I was the smartest person here? So what I thought that "knowledgement" was a word. And yes I am judgemental for calling her a dumbass. Who fucking cares? Call me whatever you want dude you don't phase me. So pull your tampon out and quit actin like a bitch :)
#128 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:20pm by spaceheater
Not every foreign word that sounds vaguely like an English word means what you think it does. For example, "Gift" is German for "poison", while "poisson" is French for "fish".
There's no good reason to condemn the OP for failing to know the meaning of some Spanish words. If she knew Spanish, she wouldn't have asked her friend for a translation. Being from China, chances are she's not familiar with the Romance languages. Even if she wasn't, why the hell should people be assumed to understand basic Spanish. It has its uses, but there are plenty of other languages one could know.
#129 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:22pm by cthulhu1138
Cheesiest shit ever! Even if you said it correctly, that'd probably be the lamest thing ever.
#130 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:23pm by uberkrissy
Ok, you are such an idiot, first year Spanish is no excuse, next time, babelfish translator or just ask your boyfriend what to say for your spanish dirty talk!!!
#131 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:25pm by strawberry_78
maybe thatll be your new kinky word.
"hey babyyy lets go have some fried chicken!"
#132 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:27pm by iloverichardhell
As a hispanic guy, you guys are seriously being too judgemental here. Read #1; this is straight from China and obviously Spanish isn't nearly as ubiquitous there.
#134 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:31pm by Vinatierri
#102 - Fail for not noticing either the staff notice right under the OP saying she's from China, or any of the other posts saying the exact same thing. The prevalence of Spanish in the United States is irrelevant.
OP - Hilarious, but I'm going to echo the recommendations to stick with an online translator next time. Either your friend's messing with you or she's just as clueless.
I'm pretty sure #15 was being ironic. Don't go getting your panties in a bunch.
This fml was actually quite funny.
Friend fail. Or win, if its payback for something you did.
But it wouldve been hotter if you asked him to ask you to fuck you as a matter of foreplay, (whispering "Tell me how to tell you to go faster when i want you!")
Also..an hour? at very least your HIS stamina cancels out the FML. Also, for guys: if this is happening, correct the girl gently so she doesn't sound like an idiot if she's being loud.
Honestly, I know French, which is close to Spanish, but I had no idea what that was.
You guys are obviously retarded for assuming anything about OP such as that they are American, especially considering the first post says very clearly FROM CHINA. Just because you know something doesn't make it common knowledge.
Back on topic, one of the best FMLs I've read in a while. :D Thanks.
@142
o_O lady those things are poppin'
McClean in IL? By Bloomington/Normal in McClean County?
#145 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:07pm by Vinatierri
You must not understand much about spanish, french, italian or english if you didn't catch on. Pollo as in poultry and frito like frite which is french for the word fries.
#37 and 126 ahahaha
this FML is one of the best ones i've ever read (:
it just made my day !!
#150 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:12pm by danaaaox3
lol The only Spanish I know... is by mimicing the words in songs (I don't understand the words) and even I could tell that 'pollo frito' meant something like 'fried chicken'.
OH mY FuCkIN GoD!!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahahah xDDDD this is seriously the funniest story ive ever read in FML.com Wooooowwww!!! That Blowsss!
You just created KFC's next advert. I hope they pay you well!
#155 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:28pm by thequeenofscots
Haha, that's amazing!
That said, I hate the negative comments on this site. It's supposed to be FUN, quit picking it apart and ruining it for everyone else. Geeeeeeeez.
Maybe OP's boyfriend thought she was just kinky, or hungry.
I wonder if she is a "large" girl. That would make it even funnier.
YDI for not knowing common Spanish words. But you're from China, so.
#163 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:39pm by banerkblue
#104: thanks. you took the words right out of my mouth.
however, id like to say it myself.
no, #97, YOU FAIL.
learn to read english properly before commenting on the subject of another language.
I am not from China... Full blooded American. Thanks for the rants, much more thanks for the compliments. My friend was getting back at me by the way... She speaks fluent Spanish and English...
AHAHAHAHAHA
XD That's so frickin funny! LOVE it.
Oh, don't worry, he probably got a good laugh out of it. And if he's really worthwhile, he'll laugh with you about it, and not freak out.
Oh, my gosh... pollo frito... That's something I'd do to a friend, too. XD
next time yell " soy estupido" :) LOL kidding. that really sucks. I am majoring in Spanish at University and before I did.. my friend used to do that to me all the time LOL. Next time look it up before :P
#170 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:06am by loveleafs16
I just skimmed through 169 comments, half of which were "HOW CAN U B SO DUMMM EVERY1 NOS SPANISH!!!" and the other half saying "READ THE FUCKING FIRST COMMENT, DUMBASS."
However, I didn't see anyone mention that the interwebz are censored in China -- I don't know to what extent, and I don't how many computers/internet access per person there are rolling around there, but it's *possible* that "check the internet" wasn't an option. (Then again, they have posted something to an internet site, so...)
Anyway, carry on.
hahaha. next time you should say. "dame rico suave papi." haha.
#173 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:18am by kdp06c
dude this is 100x funnier picturing chinese people getting it on in china with the girl screaming, "pollo frito!" this is another very, very good one hahaha i love it
Did you treat him with some fried chicken afterwards? ;)
#177 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:33am by love_revived
it's amazing how many ignorant and closed-minded people there are in the world. just because you live in america and are exposed to spanish does not mean a girl in china would be. she most certainly is not an idiot. kudos to the OP for being open-minded about everything, unlike some of the people on this thread.
#183 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:43am by memyselfandi
Ha. You're dumb. Ever heard to Fritos? Like, the chips? Or the chip company? Or gone to eat mexican food?
#184 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:50am by icequeenhands
183, relax. If she's dating a hispanic guy and wants to impress him she should definitely know some spanish. Have you ever heard of the internet? You are just really gullible to believe that, I can't believe you've never heard that the word Pollo means chicken in english. Dumb. If I were him, I'd leave.
#185 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:51am by strangersdk
LMAO....Why didn't you look the words up first??? Wow....
#187 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:59am by CrystalBall09
What I wonder is how he managed to keep it on with you screaming FRIED CHICKEN, LOL.
Now he probably thinks you have a weird fetish with chicken and next time he'll have the room ready with tons of KFC buckets to turn you on.
wow he must have been like WTF does this girl like LOOOVE fried chicken lol
#190 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:02am by LittleMiss1
you should've seen that one coming.
most non-hispanics know that pollo=CHICKEN.
jesussssssss. el pollo loco, yeah? TASTE THE FIYUHHHHHr
#192 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:06am by wickedsick
Hahahaha I love this one!
LLsuperfly: I don't think "common sense" helps you to know the meaning of a second language...
I can't believe he didn't ask you why you were saying fried chicken. He probably thinks your some sort of freak now. Your friends a bitch!
#197 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:40am by caligirl5422
#179 - Well, they're from China, so they're obviously white, but what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
I didn't know that it meant fried chicken either, yay Canada
but that aside. This is realllly funny, I lol'd for a while =)
Hahahahahaha. Really hon you should've checked around before you believed her. But that is really HILARIOUS. I wonder what your boyfriend was thinking when he heard you?
....and he let you keep screaming about fried chicken for an hour? That's the part that makes it sound so unbelievable.....if my man started screaming 'friend chicken' during sex, in any language, I'm pretty damn sure I'd HAVE to stop and be like 'wtf...?'
haha that's so funny. aww. I'm sure he doesn't think any less of you for it.
and rofl at #113
#207 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:39am by McLaughlane
sorry... but i think it's pretty obvious that 'pollo frito' doesn't mean 'fuck me'.
#208 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:46am by schadenfreudeFTW
Next time you go to the bedroom, you'll find that he surprised you by romantically tossing fried chicken all over the bed. Enjoy!
#210 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:10am by fmylifeorfyours
your boyfriend has a great sense of humour so don't complain. YDI
#214 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:42am by AntiChrist7
"Today, me and my girlfriend were having sex. I thought I was doing pretty good but all she did for an hour was scream "fried chicken" in Spanish. FML"
Haha, what an idiot. Let's say that in China the OP didn't have access to google translate, systran etc. due to censorship. Or she gets wrong translation because curse language is off limit. Or maybe the chinese characters for "fried chicken" sound like "jodame".
#217 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:13am by nicolas
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!! HOYL SHIT!!!! I JUST PISSED MY SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDD
hahaah!!!! you couldnt search it up to make sure???!!!! LOL.... wow.
Why hasn't #12 gotten more recognition? That comment was funnier than the FML.
#219 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:51am by PTERONOPHOBIA
Ha, Next time google it... There are plenty of solid language translators on the web, and whatever you do, do not ask that friend for any sort of language help ever... ever again.
I can't believe there are so many idiots who think that the OP deserves it for being unable to understand spanish. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world and how many of you guys can actually say fuck me in Mandarin? So what if you checked the internet? Would u be able to pronounce the Chinese Characters just by seeing it? Likewise, it might be difficult for her to get the pronounciation right by checking the internet and also it is so much more convenient to ask a friend! Well unfortunately for her, her friend wasn't exactly very helpful LOL
Ok you need to give your bf a big hug cause there is no way i would be able to continue without laughing!
#223 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:14am by Cjfogler13
That sucks, but now you guys have a code word! Just think how useful that'll be if you're sitting around with friends and they're boring you to death and you want to go home, just whisper "pollo frito" into his ear and he'll be ready to go in no time :D
#225 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:35am by seamripper
oh my lord! the same thing happened to me last Tuesday. Ps. I love fried chicken, its finger lickin' good.
#227 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:39am by lil_cumdumpster
#222: Earth to idiot. Spanish =/= Chinese, it's a Roman language; the characters are exactly the same as English. The pronunciation can easily be found elsewhere from a source that isn't going to embarass you. OP YDI
LMFAAAAOOO oh mannn once i got to pollo frito i died.
and lmfao again at #12.. ty #219 for pointing it out...
stick to "ayy si papi.. dele papi dele.. uyyy si que rico papi" etc.
hahahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this
#235 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:40pm by tbritish1022
You really should have looked that one up online first.
#236 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:05pm by ilovemycats
you should've said "FOKEAME PAPI"
u pronounce foh-keg(with out the g so ke)Ah meh PAH PEE
literal translation fuck me daddy
lol
use that next time
LOL if it was me i wouldn't have been able to last i would've been laughing so fucking hard LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
#237 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:21pm by el_furbinator
#231 it depends on which country the girl is from, that is something used or on the other hand is completely disgusting and trashy.
In my country "papi" is only said by really low-class people. In other countries that's some kind of hot expression.
(I mean, literally you're saying "daddy")
well I've lived in California my whole life and I didn't know what pollo meant until about a year or so ago when someone explained it to me at a Mexican restaurant, and I'm almost 30. So even though Spanish may be common in parts of America it's not unheard of to not know a lot of it. I can just imagine in China it's so much rarer to hear it.
Maybe you should use Babel Fish just to make sure it was indeed, 'fuck me'?
Besides, I think Mexican food has had enough impact on American culture (assuming that you're American) that most people know that pollo = chicken in Spanish. Hell, I've never taken a Spanish class and I know that.
hahahahahahha!
I actually LOL'd when i read this.
And that doesn't happen very often.
Wow, you're dumb.
#250 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:57pm by woah_dang_baby
#57, Couldnt have said it better myself i mean come on #15, "knowledgement"? the OP might not know spanish but the story consisted of actual words.
FRITO IS A KIND OF CHIP. IT MEANS FRIED. COME ON.
also, how can you not know what pollo means?
also also, your boyfriend is awesome.
LMAO!
why didnt he say anything or make a weird face?
and there are translators on the internet now to help you with that, btw
#257 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:50pm by Treehugger
haahahahahahaaaaa..... THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!! You could have just moaned that would have worked about the same amount... usually it does. I'm telling my Hispanic buddies about this, they will die laughing...
#258 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:57pm by asian_waterdrop
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!
u should have looked it up!!!!
omg, lol!!!!!
#260 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:26pm by jessxoxo28
#15, #27, #33, #46, #58, #64, #84, #91, #102, #147, #192, and anyone else who thinks Spanish is a universally known language
Zheige nuhaizi shi Zhongguoren. Duoban de Zhongguoren bu neng shuo Xibanyawen.
What's that? You don't understand? But, it's the most commonly spoken language in the world. Just use the cognates it has with romance languages! If you can't speak Chinese (and the above is romanized Mandarin Chinese), don't expect a Chinese girl to understand Spanish.
TU ERES GRINGO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
(that's panish for you are a retarded american who cant tell the difference between a cock and a cock (a little pun action)
#176 is a complete idiot
before you go and criticize "white girls" for not knowing spanish and giving them advice on how to say something, learn how to say it correctly.
what you said definitely does not mean "give me what i want"
"do" is not a word in spanish and "quiera" means he/she/you (formal) wants.
#265 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:32pm by FMLover269
This is so funny lmao!!!
l hope your boyfriend dosen't think you have some sort of weird sexual fetish now..
HAHAHAHAHAAAA fail. Best FML I've read in a long time. Your boyfriend is going to think fried chicken turns you on. lol.
#267--retard. No it isn't. Learn Spanish yourself before you try to teach other people.
lmfao. are you fat? because that would just make this even better. :D
#270 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:06pm by not2shabby
LOL I speak Spanish and as soon as I saw "pollo frito", I started to crack up!
#271 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:26pm by agexofxaquarius
I bet she didn't even pronounce the double L correctly...
#273 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:33pm by balanceMMX
dude you don't even have to know spanish to know what that means.
#275 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:57pm by boogerbear
Bf must've been laughing his ASS off during the whole ordeal... Lmfao
#276 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:14pm by Eternity
like really were do you live because pollo was even mentioned in a MacDonalds commerical and chicken sandwiches flooded the screen.
#281 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:44am by zeroTWOinfinity
There's no need to try and obtain faulty information from friends who are just going to try to punk you anyway. Google Translate is a great tool!
#282 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:07am by SgtSchadenfreude
I love that your boyfriend didn't ask you why you were saying "fried chicken" the first, second, or third time. He's a keeper. Lol!
im from the US Colorado in fact where there is a lot of hispanics i know a few and to be honest i never knew pollo meant chicken until i read this, so just because you live in the states or where ever you are does not mean you know the spanish language!!
aww man, thats funny....that, is exactly why you never ask friends for lessons in another language....
#292 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:11am by Velocininja
HA HA HA HA HA he must've been like WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. She wants fried chicken now??? Either that or fried chicken turns you on...
#293 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:39pm by circayouandme
He let you scream it for an hour and he didn't laugh at you? lol He must never listen to ANYTHING you say in bed haha
#294 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:31pm by mzmaverickd
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, oh baby, FRIED CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN! DONT STOP, DONT STOP FRIED CHICKENING ME! lmfaooooo oh shit. HAHAH
#295 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:16pm by Tardfuck_0
Haha! wow, have you ever heard of EL POLLO LOCO? I think POLLO gives it away, thinking that poulet and poultry signify CHICKEN!
i agree with #50
what the point of learning swear words
in other languages if you'll forget them
like tomorow
#300 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:35pm by drewsipher
it's "jódame"
And if you want to name a body part it's like this
"jódame mi boca"
Like, "fuck my mouth" I guess..
My boyfriend is from Mexico
#304 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:23pm by hidetolove
lol!!! that totally made me laugh till i cried! i can just imagine, being heated and all and screaming fried chicken allll the way.... he must have been so confused!!
#306 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:39pm by kellyma112195
Nice... Props to him for even able to continue and finish the sex. I don't know if I would be able to continue if the I'm having sex with some girl who keeps screaming "fried chicken". That's just weird.
#308 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:15am by Wonka
haha pollo frito was so first year of Spanish class duh. Still funny tho
#317 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:32pm by kate_sterrrr
YDi becasue uh wuts the point of yelling fuck me ( he was already doin that)
#318 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:29pm by roxienordstrom
dude I saw this on a TV show the other day. I think it was scrubs, with like the the Todd saying it or something... Yeah, I think it was the Todd
#320 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:56pm by honeydew1000
watch him post here next " a few days ago, i was having sex with my girlfriend and then she just started screaming pollo frito for the next hour. FML."
#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.
#323 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:15pm by ohhhhshizzz
#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.
#324 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:15pm by ohhhhshizzz
I don't even take Spanish. I'm not Hispanic. And I know that 'pollo' means chicken.
#325 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:35pm by unBrokenBeliever
omg i seriously couldnt stop laughing @ this, next time dont ask your friend! GOOGLE IT :P
#327 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:19am by kaylaaa_
I don't know much spanish, but I know pollo means chicken. Everybody knows that. Maybe your friend was thinking about fried chicken at that time...
#329 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:29am by aerosmith14
oh my. that is hilarious. How can you NOT know that "pollo" means chicken? you must not travel very often
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! two words......google translate!!
hahaha!!
#335 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:54pm by No_Words24
I think the best part, is that your boyfriend continued having sex with a girl yelling "fried chicken." I would have burst out laughing, unable to continue.
Of course there's no excuse for not searching it on the net. But really, I took some Spanish and pollo is not in my vocab list either.
LMFAO. YOU SHUD HAVE WENT TO KFC AFTERWARDS. LMFAO. Pollo Frito. Lmfao. I bet he was like "why r u screaming fried chicken, dumb ass?" LMFAO
That shit cracks me up! I want to know how to say "fuck me" in spanish!!! It was really sexy when you thought u were saying it right, but when u found out u weren't, that's when it all turned funny. =)
#344 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:17am by hottiebody
that is, quite possibly, the funniest thing ever said during sex. I dont know how your bf kept going w/o out laughing his a&& off. i'm hispanic; i wouldnt have been able to continue
#345 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:37pm by davidr
No joke, I laugh my ass off every time I read this and I shared this with my friends. This became our new joke. "POLLO FRITO."
LMAO!, woooow. Your boyfriend could NEVER be my Spanish teacher lol
#347 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:15pm by Time2Remission
LMAO! are you sure that was your "friend"?? maybe it turned him on even more?
#348 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:32pm by playful2088
Haahah that's great!! I wonder if he was like why the hell is she screaming fried chicken. Maybe he thought u wanted some!! Haha
#352 - On 04/15/2009 at 10:21pm by stalkermagnet22
no maaaanches...o sea ni siquiera intentaste a buscarlo?? y esas idiotas poniendo cosas falsas...porfa no hace falta que uds hagan traducciones pq lo que han puesto no tiene sentido!!
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no way, you didn´t even try to look it up?? and those idiots putting fake things...please, don´t bother translating bc what y´all have said doesn´t make sense!
#353 - On 04/16/2009 at 12:02am by mereyrock
hahahaha i love this one. now it's like an inside joke between my boyfriend & i and during sex i'll occasionally yell "pollo frito"
Maybe he thought you were the crazy chick from "the heartbreak kid," and he didnt want to correct u because he was afraid. Google it next time genius.
#355 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:54pm by ultramann007
LMFAO! next time google translate.
haha im gonna do that while im having sex next time...but im hispanic so its not as funny :] lol i can imagine someone like ahh pollo fritooo pollo frito..dame duro pollo frito..hahaha!
BHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! as long as he still likes you... im sure HE thought it was amusing... o and by the wayt... kick ur friends ASS!
#357 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:31pm by sewerdweler2494
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!
THAT JUST MADE MY DAY
'POLLO FRITO BABY!'
#358 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:28pm by PinkWashed
Lmfao@ 42.
Hahahahahaha I'm crying
this is hilarious
#359 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:07am by boricua_4life407
What seems to be the funny part is that he actually got off on that! lmao ewww
#360 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:59am by Mah02
Hahahahahaha. I think you deserved that one. You should have looked it up on the internet or at least asked a more reliable friend. I find it surprising your boyfriend didn't say anything about it.
#362 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:40pm by VLLYBLLKAY
#261 you are my hero. Lol at this fml. Enjoy the pollo frito
#363 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:28pm by Haleandguu
spanish profanity words provided via wiki now you can say what you wanted to say... and bring your friend a big tub of KFC and dump it on their head and how they like Fried Chicken
funniest one ive read so far. the part that sucks is that i literally laughed out loud when i read this while in my health course, while the teacher was talking about unfortunate children with harlequin ichtyosis. (-_-)
#366 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:07pm by soledoutbeast
Well, you said you were screaming for an hour, which gives the indication that he didnt stop, right? Thats a good thing..
LOL why did he not question it after the 1st time? LOL If my boyfriend yelled out FRIED CHICKEN when we were having sex. I would be very confused.
on the other hand, If he knew you didn't know the language, He must have known you were somehow lost in translation. which then I would find it hysterically funny LMAO
My conclusion. . . He must have been extremely horny to continue to have sex with someone screaming fried chicken...
i suppose you can be thankful you weren't saying 'polla frita' (fried dick)
#371 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:04am by charolastra
Heehee I got the giggles now. ^_^ I'm sorry, if that happened to me and I was the boy I would've found it cute.
#372 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:10pm by Rikuarf8
Entry number 161: Today during sex she finally did it, she must have found you journal. It made me so horny we had sex for an hour. I never thought she would be okay with it, so I never asked. Now I see that my worrying was for nothing, I placed a bid on that chicken costume I've been looking at. I can't wait.
You really should have looked up the translation, but it doesn't matter at this point anymore. Besides, this made me laugh for a good 5 minutes!
#379 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:14pm by jelatinwaffle
LMFAO. as soon as i heard pollo frito i knew what came next haha!
hmmmmm that kinda turns me on though.... "pollo frito!" during sex ;-D
hahahahaha wow...next time make sure u know what ur sayin..jejeje
#381 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:52pm by babycakes1022
Number 15, it's obvious you assumed this person was from America, considering that, they shouldn't have to know Spanish, while you on the other hand are a moron for expecting everyone to know Spanish while not even yourself bothering to learn English, the language of our country, and the most important one to know, get the fuck off fmylife.com and take some ESL classes or go the fuck back where you came from, cause know one here should be expected to learn a language other than English, ok, while good to know your culture or language is not the most important one in the world, and certainly not in China, where the OP originates. So if you read this, please understand that while I support immigration, many others agree with me on this, we should not have to learn your language, but it is your responsibility if you want to use the services of the American government, i.e. roads, courts, schools, police, fire department, all of which our government pays for, learn the language used around here, has people will not respect you if you say "knowlegement".
Kill you friend!
J/k.
Seriously, some hispanic people don't even know Spanish, so don't you worry about sounding like an idiot. I bet he didn't even get what you were saying and was able to cum anyway.
No, haven't you seen the new KFC ads?
It's GRILLED chicken now. POLLO ASADO!! POLLO ASADOOO!!!!
#387 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:27am by egypt
Since when is it common knowledge that 'pollo' is 'chicken'? Hell, I had no idea, just like many others, until I read this FML.
Somewhat related: My fiance shouted "Ay, papi! Es mi culo!" really loudly in Lowes the other day. (It means "That's my asshole")
Someone yelped in reply.
#390 - On 05/12/2009 at 8:05am by SpecialKRJ
That made my day entirely. I know what thats like, I was trying to have a conversation with my spanish speaking friend. Turns out one wrong word in a sentence can make it sound like I was asking him if he liked little girls >.>
Anyway hun, I wouldnt worry I bet he thought it was hilarious. Did he tell you what you where saying after? I wonder if your friend did this on purpose...
Btw, I know Carajo is fuck, so I think you could say 'Carajo mi' and get away with it =)
#391 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:59pm by DeadAngelKonan
#64: "lmao sorry but u def deserved that one. living in the US, u should kno pollo frito is fried chicken. or that at least pollo is chicken...."
I like this one, its particularly egregious. READ THE VERY FIRST COMMENT, BY THE STAFF. The poster does not live in the US, they live in CHINA.
#228: "#222: Earth to idiot. Spanish =/= Chinese, it's a Roman language; the characters are exactly the same as English. The pronunciation can easily be found elsewhere from a source that isn't going to embarass you. OP YDI"
News flash, idiot. THE POST IS FROM CHINA.
281: see above. Jesus.
Everyone who thinks that she's stupid for not knowing what pollo frito means, SHUT UP. I live in America, and I only know how to say a few words in Spanish. Besides, they live in CHINA, where Spanish isn't widely spoken like it is here. Unless you can tell me how to say fried chicken in Polish, Portuguese, and Russian, then shut the fuck up and don't ridicule her.
#394 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:54pm by zimdelinvasor
This is pretty hilarious...
On the bright side, I just learned the real way to say it, my bf and I are gonna have some fun with that. thanks ;) lol
#396 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:48pm by mixedcalibaby
L M F A O. i've taken spanish for years, and reading this has seriously made my day. i'm sure your hispanic boyfriend was holding in his laughter while pounding it, hahahaha! if i were him, i wouldn't have been able to hold it in, that's for damn sure.
At least he didn't order fried chicken and start using it to have something to stick in your ass. :D
wow this is the funniest FML I've read yet. wtf possessed your friend to say pollo frito? lmfao!!!
#405 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:42pm by Alwayz_Annoyed
omg u just made my day btw Fuck me in spanish means jodeme but there is also another meaning which is singame
#413 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:54pm by bettyrawrs
Mmm. You really know how to spice up your sex life, eh?
What? You didn't mean to say fried chicken?
You meant to say "fuck me"?
Shit man.
That's not original... not like that new original chicken recipe now from KFC.
I'm kidding. Whoa.
Hot though. ;D
#414 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:36am by redbluegreen
Poor you :( Same thing happened to me once, but I was at a restaurant and I wanted to order Chocolate Cake and I kept shouting, "I want to eat my chocolate cat!" in Spanish.
LOL.
FML.
#421 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:05pm by EssenceOfX
he was probably laughing his ass of the whole.
that was sooo funny.
but i know enough spanish to know what pollo is..
and i probably would of figured out frito.
lol.
but that's so funny.
also,
this is definately THE FUNNIEST fml i've ever read..
i was literally laughing hysterically for probably over 5 minutes..
i would stop and think i was over it and then as soon as i thought about it i'd start laughing again..
this is freaking hilarious.
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT POLLO MEANS? lol guys.
1. NO ONE (like 99.% of the people there) knows how to speak spanish in china
2. There are no EL POLLO LOCO's in China
3. There are Frito Lays but the thing is written in CHINESE
4. Almost no Spanish speakers in China
So Mandarin ITSELF (not even counting other dialects such as canto, shanghainese, anhuinese, ETC) is the most spoken language in the world plus China is the top emerging worldpower/economy of today, I'm assuming you guys all know how to say fried chicken in chinese?
that said, i do agree she should of checked online
4. to clarify: native spanish speakers.
even if she knew a native speaker, i doubt the native speaker would casually mention that chicken in spanish is 'pollo' unless of course she is learning spanish, which most chinese don't (they learn english instead)
LMAO!
"Pollo frito... POLLO FRITO! POLLO FRITO!"
Your boyfriend was probably thinking, "Damn, she must really love fried chicken..."
#431 - On 08/15/2009 at 4:07am by MiniatureMayhem
People:
OP is from China!
I'm surprised she can even speak English this well, let alone Spanish.
That being said, I dun think the BF wanted to laugh, he's prolly going like "WTF? Fried Chicken? Is that a new nickname for my dick?"
#432 - On 08/23/2009 at 1:36am by GreenDaemon21
FRIED CHICKEN
FRIIIIED CHICKENN
OH, YES, FRIED CHICKEN HARDER
HARDERRRRR. FRIIIIEEEEDDDDDD.~
c':
#433 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:35am by Stephanieeex3
lol as far as we know, her boyfriend and her friend are Hispanic :P
#436 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:43am by Ucla_cupcake
English isn't my mother tongue, and even I can put "pollo" to poultry and "frito" to fried. Those two words are almost the same in every Germanic/Latin language, lol
This is pretty funny to think about, though.
Haha this one is classic. Only one on here that's made me laugh so far. Well done. (:
#448 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:30am by alex_rose_x
