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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

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  • Wow, I almost read this very wrong.

    I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

    #2 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:07pm by TBD3

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  • haha. That's funny. Your boyfriend must really think you love fried chicken now.

    #6 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:09pm by Ender_

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