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Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

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This one is coming from China. Enjoy!

#1 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:06pm by Didi (FML Staff)

Wow, I almost read this very wrong.

I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:07pm by TBD3

Maybe he just thought you have good taste in food. Fried chicken is delicious

#3 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:08pm by ForestFire0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

#4 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:09pm by ladedum

Well. I hope you like fried chicken, then.

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:09pm by TurtleGenius

haha. That's funny. Your boyfriend must really think you love fried chicken now.

#6 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:09pm by Ender_

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#7 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:10pm by LLsuperfly

i bet he got a good chuckle out of that

#8 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:10pm by dontcallmekim

At least she didn't give you the Spanish for 'Dirty Sanchez' . Next time let babelfish be your friend.

#9 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:10pm by weinerdog

Fuck me in Spanish is Jódame, at least in Spain, with the j sounding kinda like an h

#10 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:11pm by nben89

umm, well you could've noticed the pollo from el pollo loco, do they have those in china?

Well, after you guys were done you could've went to a kfc or something and see how turned on he REALLY gets

#11 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:12pm by Angelol

Now this may be the blackness in me, but I'm so turned on after reading this FML.

#12 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:12pm by Jaywin

This is one of the first ones I've actually lol'd at.

I've taken French for five years but even I know that 'pollo' is 'chicken'.

Thanks for making my day! :D

#13 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:13pm by may_cause_fail

...that's what the internet is for....

#14 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:13pm by lalalala1234

You're a dumbass for not knowing what pollo is.. Shows your lack of knowledgement.

Adios (that means goodbye if you didn't know).

#15 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:13pm by spaceheater

"Knowledgement"? Seriously?

It's understandable to not understand word in a particular language (other than your own) when you've never (or hardly) been exposed to it. But "knowledgement"?

#444 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:05pm by loto

lmao

#16 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:14pm by ThisisLegit

This is why you verify such translations, or just have Google do them.

#17 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:15pm by Tsukasa

LOL!

"Fried chicken! Fried chicken! Oh yes, fried chicken!"

xDDD
God, now all I can think of is KFC.

#18 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:15pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is too good.

#19 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:15pm by unbelievable

WIN for you because this actually made me laugh out loud :]

#21 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:18pm by terimaa

mmm fried chicken xD

#22 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:19pm by AndruFTW

IT'S CALLED BABELFISH! USE IT!

This made me laugh out loud btw.

#23 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:19pm by 100308

Haha nice. Very smooth.

#24 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:20pm by Amkii

#15 - So OP is a dumbass because they don't know a different language? Please, don't embarrass yourself more.

#25 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:20pm by alex_vik

im so sorry but lmfao!!

I hope you were able to explain yourself later.

#26 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:23pm by Slightmisshap

#25 No, she's a dumbass because if she had any common sense she could tell thats not what the translation was

#27 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:24pm by LLsuperfly

ahahahah

#28 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:24pm by lolol182

whoa that's funny! POLLO FRITOOOO BABY!

#29 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:26pm by summertimeblues

You could've at least googled it first to make sure it was correct.

#30 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:26pm by EGS830

i lol'd at this for a good two minutes.
you win.

#31 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:27pm by johnnychristt

bahahahaha

#32 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:27pm by fillmyheart028

I pretty much agree with you #15

#33 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:28pm by hottie102

whoa that's funny! POLLO FRITO BABY!

#34 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:28pm by summertimeblues

FRIIED CHICKEEN !! YESS !! XD LOOL

#35 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:29pm by lame16

#7 you say pollo like poy-o, i wouldn't make the connection to poultry from that. people who are calling her a dumbass for not knowing how to say "fried chicken" in a language she has never learned are the real dumbasses. so i'm supposing all y'all know how to say fried chicken in every language there is across the planet, right? wow, quit being so critical.

anyways, that's hilarious and your friend must have a great sense of humor, hahahahahah

#36 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:30pm by jabbaundead

Now instead of sending you flowers he's going to send you a bucket of KFC.

#37 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:30pm by thugbert

LMAO... FUCKEN HILARIOUS!!

#38 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:33pm by lady4

LOL! IDIOT!

#39 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:34pm by Person_Man

This is AMAZING!

#40 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:36pm by kmander93

#28 - What does common sense have to do with other languages? If you don't know another language, you shouldn't be expected to know what words in it mean.

#41 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:36pm by alex_vik

"Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She kept screaming out "fried chicken" in spanish the whole time we were doing it. Apparently, fried chicken turns her on more than i do. FML"

#42 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:36pm by jio_freed

LMFAO!! i love it.

#43 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:37pm by alyssamarie218

That's haute.

#44 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:38pm by wallythedolly

Ahahaha. Whoops.
He must have been like, "O.o Wtf?"

But no worries.
Many people find fried chicken orgasmic.

And LOL @ #37.

#45 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:39pm by marykateex3

Even if you didn't know what frito meant, everyone knows what pollo means -.-'

#46 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:40pm by xiloveyoux3

lol I can't even speak spanish but I know what that means 8D

#47 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:40pm by ecilart

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! i've been laughing out loud for like 5 minutes!!! this shit is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#48 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:40pm by resawins

# 15 I think YOU have a lack of "knowledgement"
that's not even a word
learn English before you insult people for not knowing foreign languages

#49 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:40pm by love_lucy

I agree with #35. People aren't just going to automatically know this stuff if it's something they've never learned or heard of before. Get off your high horses.

However, I've always found it kind of embarrassing when people try and learn single phrases in other languages if they can't speak it fluently. What's the point in learning to say just one word or phrase (unless it's "Do you speak English", or whatever language you're fluent in)? I had a friend try and look cultured or whatnot by learning a few words in German when he visited and was awfully embarrassed when the woman he tried to hit on attempted to start a conversation in German with him. She ended up laughing and walking away. Sad.

#50 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm by ddrluna

AMAZING!

#51 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm by kmander93

Hahaha 25, agreed.

That is simply hilarious. I can just imagine what was going on in his head.

#52 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:42pm by wandaax03

#36- HAHAHAHA!

even i know what pollo frito means.

#53 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:42pm by sugarbushvermont

I'm hispanic.

I'm totally doing that someday. xD

#54 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:44pm by Frlf

i just really can't get past the fact that you wouldn't just look it up online. There are dozens of websites that have language translating software, and they're all free! and it doesn't involve your friend having to picture you and your boyfriend having sex while you shout obsenities...

#55 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:44pm by urallosers

ahahaah.

he must have been dying from laughing inside. xd

#56 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:44pm by featherhead

i lol'd at #15 more than anything. the sheer fact that they criticized the person for not knowing spanish when instead they don't even know englishhh cracked me up. hahahaaaa.

#57 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:46pm by youre_fucked

don't all elementary schools require basic spanish in their curriculum. in that case you definitely would have known that that means fried chicken. at least the word "frito" just from common cognates.
not to be a smartass but i think this is fake.

#58 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:46pm by jp11692

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA. i feel so bad for you! ur boyfriend must have been dying trying to hold it together

#59 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:46pm by LuvPink

is no one seeing the first post or something?
the staff says the poster is from china.
-_-... i mean, wouldn't the fact that she is not from a country, in which spanish is so widely used (such as latin countries or the united states - not too sure about united kingdom so i wont even step on that territory), justify that she didn't know how pollo translates.

c'mon now... just laugh damnit.
this is the funniest fml i've read in so long.
i was steady laughing for 5 minutes.

#60 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:48pm by ladedum

I LOL'D

#61 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:49pm by ROBOYAK

Fuck me in Spanish is "cogeme" or "garchame" or "dame masa"... fried chicken!!! dude u rock!
I can imagine the confused look and the face of WTF of that dude! LMFAO!

#62 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:49pm by Quag

Um, I didn't know what pollo or frito meant until I finished reading this FML. So shut up about her not knowing what they mean or sound like, because not many people would actually make that connection.
But seriously, I wouldn't trust anyone to tell me something like that and tell me the right thing. Translators are your friends.

#63 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:50pm by Atropos

lmao sorry but u def deserved that one. living in the US, u should kno pollo frito is fried chicken. or that at least pollo is chicken....

#64 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:50pm by bermudababy

#15 you need the learn to read before you pass judgment on someones "knowledgement". The mods said this one was coming from China, so unlike America where most people do know what pollo means thanks to our love of taquerias someone from China would not be expected to know what it means. Itd be like assuming you know what chicken is in Cantonese or Russian.

Anyways this one is hilarious, I need to tell it to my boyfriend (who is Hispanic) since I keep joking that one day Im going to yell "Aye papi" or some other ridiculous phrase in Spanish during sex. Maybe I'll just yell "pollo frito" and see what happens.....

#65 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:50pm by SOMAgirl

frito lay?

#66 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:51pm by beccalovesska

Chíngame, that's what it is, if we're talking Hispanics. Anyway... that's just a little... right, okay then.

#67 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:52pm by DealerCamel

omg hahahhahah this is TOO funny he mustve been lyk wth? i cant believe he didnt say anything lol

#68 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:52pm by cyndyv

hahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahahahhaahhaahhaahahahhaahahhahahahaah this is the funniest FML ive ever read
congrats

#69 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:52pm by breakingbenjamin

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#70 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:56pm by givemekittens

LOL @ 42

but even in China, the OP should've looked it up if she really wanted to please, she could've come across a ton of websites that would help.

Next time, just stick to cursing in chinese, that would be considered a turn on too.

lol, now i want kfc with a side of chinese noodles.

#71 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:57pm by letitrockk

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#72 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:58pm by givemekittens

oh,and 61,
my girlfriend yells all kinds of crazy shit during sex,
i'm sure that at the moment, he won't mind
but it'll make one hell of a story when he's drinking with his buddies later.

#73 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:58pm by letitrockk

no spanish 101?

#74 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:59pm by infidelboy

#54
From my experience, most schools don't offer foreign language studies until about junior high, sometimes not even until high school. It's probably more common place in the southwest or western United States, but elementary school language studies (other than English) are by no means required. I know I didn't take any until high school, and even then I chose to study a language. Therefore, I too didn't know what "pollo" or "frito" meant until this FML...Frito I could have figured out on my own, but pollo? Not a chance.

Plus, in the first post it is mentioned that this FML is from China. Spanish is almost useless in China, considering that very few Hispanic people live in the country, so expecting the OP to have a basic understanding of Spanish is asking a bit too much.

#75 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:59pm by bioclock

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!

#76 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:59pm by quesoesbueno59

By the way, it's "Me chinga", me sounding like the month May.

#77 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:01pm by DStro

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
POLLO FRITO!
he must have thought you were crazy .

#78 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:02pm by dammn

omfg new favorite. im loling.

#79 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:02pm by dwights

I normally don't add sex-related ones to my favorites but I actually cracked up at this one. First decent laugh I've had in two weeks. XD And no, I don't think you're an idiot or anything; I just find the story amusing.

#80 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:03pm by LH0026

Oh, wow...I bet your boyfriend was either very confused or very amused.

Or maybe a little of both...

#81 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:05pm by l33tm0nk3y

its chinga me, jode me, or a ton of other things that i'd love to post but probably get banned by the mods.
:)

@ 77

#82 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:05pm by letitrockk

#44
Not everyone is from the US.

#83 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:06pm by saffrongirl

Doesn't everyone know pollo is chicken?

#84 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:06pm by flyhigh26

even if you dont know spanish, how did you not realize?

#85 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:10pm by amy_shmamy

lmao. this one is hilarious

#86 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:10pm by gmo8614

It's "paella."

#87 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:12pm by Dragonmouth

What with her being from China, it's certainly understandable that she didn't recognize that the words were COMPLETELY off... but hello, the internet is your friend. Why the heck would you ask your friend for the translation of something like that? Was she fluent and Spanish and just fucking with you?

#88 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:12pm by clamore

FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN ALL NIGHT LONG. OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FRIED CHICKEN MORE. FRIED CHICKEN HAAAAAAAAARDER!!!!! OOOOOOOH!!!!

#89 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:12pm by dickinabox

Why the hell is everyone calling her a dumbass? Do all of YOU know how to say "fried chicken" in every single language in existence? I didn't think so. You can't expect someone to automatically know a language just because you know how to say "fried chicken" in Spanish. STFU.

#90 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:13pm by kandy

Definitely YDI.....its almost common knowledge that pollo means chicken

#91 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:13pm by ams116

have you ever heard of El Pollo Loco? they sell chicken... use your brain lol.

#92 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:14pm by xkaokaox

There were just a lot more comments on here. What happened?

#93 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:16pm by dickinabox

#54 - Um, where did you hear about elementary schools teaching foreign languages? I've never heard of them teaching any language other than English.

#94 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:19pm by alex_vik

an HOUR?! dude, i would scream anything for my man to be able to last an hour... i think chicken is the least of your worries! xp

#95 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:20pm by twister19

Go on an online translator next time.

#96 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:24pm by LetsPretend

#60, you fail.

It says the FML is from China, not the United States. Right under the FML.

#97 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:25pm by Sleepwalker418

She wouldn't be able to reach a computer when she's having sex now would she?
Some people take other languages like French, Latin, or some other language I'm forgetting.
Not /everyone/ knows Spanish.

Plus, like someone else stated, she's from China. There's no doubt that she wouldn't know how to speak Spanish unless she decided to take a class for it for whatever reason.

#98 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:32pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

The Colonel is proud of you.

#99 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:33pm by Atashi

wow, he probably thinks you have a really weird fetish

or if he let that happen the whole hour, maybe he's the one with the weird fetish

#100 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:34pm by Newtons_Cradle

zomg that sucks! But it's really funny.

#101 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:35pm by Krazykiwa

#85: It's not "every single language" – it's one of the most common and important languages in the United States. And if you know any Romance language at all, you should be able to tell that it means fried chicken. Not being suspicious of, say, "paistettu kanaliha" would be forgivable, but not "pollo frito".

#102 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:35pm by Raine_Sage

100th comment, I bet he'll surprise you with fried chicken some day

#103 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:36pm by zipykido

#88 - You fail, you just said exactly what #60 was saying -_-

And #95 - They still don't teach any language but English, well, at least they didn't when I went there. And I don't know any other languages, because I'm not going anywhere that doesn't speak English, so I have no need to.

#104 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:36pm by alex_vik

You poor thing. :(

Next time look it up on the internet. ;D

#105 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:39pm by Trix_Disorder

#12 totally awesome!!

#9 is good too :)

#106 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:40pm by GoldenSofa

LOL

And you had sex, you should just be happy for having a funny story to tell. =D

#107 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:42pm by braFTW

Lmao!! This one's hilarious!

#108 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:44pm by Hum

how do you blame her for not knowing what something means in a different language or trusting her friend?
and look it up online? in Spanish there are MANY MANY different dialects and so there are different ways to say fuck me.
#60 said "dame masa" means fuck me. you know what else that means? give me dough. so how is the OP supposed to know that it couldn't have a double meaning.
and considering that fuck has many different meanings, online translators don't always give you the desired result

to the OP: that's fuckin hilarious haha next time just yell "AAYYYY PAPI! SI! SI!" and that should be good enough for him haha

#109 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:44pm by FMLover269

oh yeah btw i meant 62 not 60

#110 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:47pm by FMLover269

AYe Pollo Frito!!!

#111 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:49pm by SuRg3

that was probably a boner killer.

#112 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:51pm by UnofficialBlonde

and #64 she lives in China, fartface

#113 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:51pm by GoldenSofa

must be finger lickin' good

#114 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:51pm by gbabyyy

This made my night.

#115 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:54pm by stonerchu

hahahaha oh no.
should've looked that one up in a Spanish/English dictionary or something like that instead of asking a friend. lol

#116 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:54pm by summersong89

HAHAHA.

#117 - On 04/06/2009 at 9:58pm by kristineneer

LOLOL, i cant speak spanish if my life depended on it, (cuz im from canada, and we dont learn spanish.) and even i knew it was fried chicken, LOL.

#118 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:00pm by why_me777

hhahaha

#119 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:00pm by annabobana

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would have told you something similar. your friend is awesome.

#120 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:02pm by Ibeapirate

LOL that must really suck xD

#122 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:11pm by H1ckey

In the future, google. Never trust your friends to give you the right phrase!

#123 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:13pm by steph_kat

I'm amazed at how many people think its the OP's fault. You made me laugh!!
#42- awesome =)

#124 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:13pm by sweetxinsanity

HAH. Next time, make sure you're sure you're saying it before you yell it out loud. XD

#125 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:14pm by o_x

lmfao. be grateful she didnt tell you spanish for 'fuck a chicken' or something like that.
i love your friend for that. ;)

#126 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:16pm by paniclovie

Awww it's okay! It wasn't your fault, your friend was probably mistaken. And who knows, your boyfriend might think you have a sense of humour. :)

#127 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:20pm by bebexsmile

Did I say that I was the smartest person here? So what I thought that "knowledgement" was a word. And yes I am judgemental for calling her a dumbass. Who fucking cares? Call me whatever you want dude you don't phase me. So pull your tampon out and quit actin like a bitch :)

#128 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:20pm by spaceheater

Not every foreign word that sounds vaguely like an English word means what you think it does. For example, "Gift" is German for "poison", while "poisson" is French for "fish".

There's no good reason to condemn the OP for failing to know the meaning of some Spanish words. If she knew Spanish, she wouldn't have asked her friend for a translation. Being from China, chances are she's not familiar with the Romance languages. Even if she wasn't, why the hell should people be assumed to understand basic Spanish. It has its uses, but there are plenty of other languages one could know.

#129 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:22pm by cthulhu1138

Cheesiest shit ever! Even if you said it correctly, that'd probably be the lamest thing ever.

#130 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:23pm by uberkrissy

Ok, you are such an idiot, first year Spanish is no excuse, next time, babelfish translator or just ask your boyfriend what to say for your spanish dirty talk!!!

#131 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:25pm by strawberry_78

maybe thatll be your new kinky word.

"hey babyyy lets go have some fried chicken!"

#132 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:27pm by iloverichardhell

lmaooo; winner, winner, chicken dinner.

#133 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:28pm by skitz

As a hispanic guy, you guys are seriously being too judgemental here. Read #1; this is straight from China and obviously Spanish isn't nearly as ubiquitous there.

#134 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:31pm by Vinatierri

lmaooo; winner, winner, chicken dinner.

#135 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:36pm by skitz

#102 - Fail for not noticing either the staff notice right under the OP saying she's from China, or any of the other posts saying the exact same thing. The prevalence of Spanish in the United States is irrelevant.

OP - Hilarious, but I'm going to echo the recommendations to stick with an online translator next time. Either your friend's messing with you or she's just as clueless.

#136 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:40pm by eira

lol at least he didn't take u out to KFC after

#137 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:44pm by Holysamster

LMAO...that's all i gotta say haha

#138 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:44pm by doodles88

I'm pretty sure #15 was being ironic. Don't go getting your panties in a bunch.

This fml was actually quite funny.

#139 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:46pm by Hgm09

Friend fail. Or win, if its payback for something you did.

But it wouldve been hotter if you asked him to ask you to fuck you as a matter of foreplay, (whispering "Tell me how to tell you to go faster when i want you!")

#140 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:48pm by blueworld

Also..an hour? at very least your HIS stamina cancels out the FML. Also, for guys: if this is happening, correct the girl gently so she doesn't sound like an idiot if she's being loud.

#141 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:49pm by blueworld

Honestly, I know French, which is close to Spanish, but I had no idea what that was.
You guys are obviously retarded for assuming anything about OP such as that they are American, especially considering the first post says very clearly FROM CHINA. Just because you know something doesn't make it common knowledge.

Back on topic, one of the best FMLs I've read in a while. :D Thanks.

#143 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:01pm by ooofg

All you need is www.freetranslation.com or a new friend.

#144 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:02pm by SRMB4life

@142
o_O lady those things are poppin'
McClean in IL? By Bloomington/Normal in McClean County?

#145 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:07pm by Vinatierri

lmfao at # 12

and it could of been a lot worse then fried chicken but yeahh that still sucks

#146 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:09pm by unlucky91

You must not understand much about spanish, french, italian or english if you didn't catch on. Pollo as in poultry and frito like frite which is french for the word fries.

#147 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:09pm by PonTiFeX

Ever watch an El Pollo loco commercial?

#148 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:09pm by Waffleiron

Ever watch an El Pollo loco commercial?

#149 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:09pm by Waffleiron

#37 and 126 ahahaha


this FML is one of the best ones i've ever read (:
it just made my day !!

#150 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:12pm by danaaaox3

i barely know spanish and i know that 'fuck me' in spanish is cojame....that's sorta sad

#151 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:13pm by wudig10

i barely know spanish and i know that fuck me in spanish is cojame.... not in spain

#152 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:16pm by wudig10

lol The only Spanish I know... is by mimicing the words in songs (I don't understand the words) and even I could tell that 'pollo frito' meant something like 'fried chicken'.

#153 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:20pm by wolfy

OH mY FuCkIN GoD!!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahahah xDDDD this is seriously the funniest story ive ever read in FML.com Wooooowwww!!! That Blowsss!

#154 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:21pm by KINGLEON

You just created KFC's next advert. I hope they pay you well!

#155 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:28pm by thequeenofscots

Haha, that's amazing!

That said, I hate the negative comments on this site. It's supposed to be FUN, quit picking it apart and ruining it for everyone else. Geeeeeeeez.

#156 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:30pm by Ngood7

LOL.

#157 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:30pm by iEuphorical

Maybe OP's boyfriend thought she was just kinky, or hungry.

I wonder if she is a "large" girl. That would make it even funnier.

#158 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:30pm by free_Aus

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#159 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:30pm by Nakedsquirrel

rofl nice. NEVER ask your friends these questions- look it up online.

#160 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:34pm by abzy365

Silly fatty, have another bucket!

#161 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:35pm by MyLifeIsGrrreat

Well, guys DO love fried chicken...

#162 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:38pm by PureGold

YDI for not knowing common Spanish words. But you're from China, so.

#163 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:39pm by banerkblue

#104: thanks. you took the words right out of my mouth.

however, id like to say it myself.

no, #97, YOU FAIL.
learn to read english properly before commenting on the subject of another language.

#164 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:39pm by ladedum

hahahaha. you didn't know "pollo" was chicken?

#165 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:41pm by danceydancetime

This is so incredibly awesome.

#166 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:51pm by Somber

I am not from China... Full blooded American. Thanks for the rants, much more thanks for the compliments. My friend was getting back at me by the way... She speaks fluent Spanish and English...

#167 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:56pm by Stork

I think 12 and 37 are the funniest comments on here !

#168 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:03am by Meganilla

AHAHAHAHAHA

XD That's so frickin funny! LOVE it.

Oh, don't worry, he probably got a good laugh out of it. And if he's really worthwhile, he'll laugh with you about it, and not freak out.
Oh, my gosh... pollo frito... That's something I'd do to a friend, too. XD

#169 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:04am by CTM

next time yell " soy estupido" :) LOL kidding. that really sucks. I am majoring in Spanish at University and before I did.. my friend used to do that to me all the time LOL. Next time look it up before :P

#170 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:06am by loveleafs16

I didn't know that Pollo was chick or Frito was Fried

#171 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:11am by g2luvme

I just skimmed through 169 comments, half of which were "HOW CAN U B SO DUMMM EVERY1 NOS SPANISH!!!" and the other half saying "READ THE FUCKING FIRST COMMENT, DUMBASS."

However, I didn't see anyone mention that the interwebz are censored in China -- I don't know to what extent, and I don't how many computers/internet access per person there are rolling around there, but it's *possible* that "check the internet" wasn't an option. (Then again, they have posted something to an internet site, so...)

Anyway, carry on.

#172 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:14am by wholeon

hahaha. next time you should say. "dame rico suave papi." haha.

#173 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:18am by kdp06c

Which the FML was posted in America...

#174 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:19am by Stork

dude this is 100x funnier picturing chinese people getting it on in china with the girl screaming, "pollo frito!" this is another very, very good one hahaha i love it

#175 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:29am by mrcarmine

Did you treat him with some fried chicken afterwards? ;)

#177 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:33am by love_revived

But does it taste like chicken?

#178 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:34am by dawnie1001

wow!
thats stupid.
your probably white.

#179 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:34am by Zombie_ADD

XD freakin winner.

#180 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:35am by Shadydeals

Funny fml. Your friend has a great sense of humor.

#181 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:35am by dawnie1001

Why couldn't you google it? =\

#182 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:36am by marycjones

it's amazing how many ignorant and closed-minded people there are in the world. just because you live in america and are exposed to spanish does not mean a girl in china would be. she most certainly is not an idiot. kudos to the OP for being open-minded about everything, unlike some of the people on this thread.

#183 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:43am by memyselfandi

Ha. You're dumb. Ever heard to Fritos? Like, the chips? Or the chip company? Or gone to eat mexican food?

#184 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:50am by icequeenhands

183, relax. If she's dating a hispanic guy and wants to impress him she should definitely know some spanish. Have you ever heard of the internet? You are just really gullible to believe that, I can't believe you've never heard that the word Pollo means chicken in english. Dumb. If I were him, I'd leave.

#185 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:51am by strangersdk

Gold. Absolute gold XD

#186 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:58am by judgeymcjudge

LMAO....Why didn't you look the words up first??? Wow....

#187 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:59am by CrystalBall09

lol @ 42

#188 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:00am by cherrytwiz

What I wonder is how he managed to keep it on with you screaming FRIED CHICKEN, LOL.

Now he probably thinks you have a weird fetish with chicken and next time he'll have the room ready with tons of KFC buckets to turn you on.

#189 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:02am by _pk_

wow he must have been like WTF does this girl like LOOOVE fried chicken lol

#190 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:02am by LittleMiss1

hahaah in mexico they say cógeme!

#191 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:05am by anonymousstudent

you should've seen that one coming.
most non-hispanics know that pollo=CHICKEN.
jesussssssss. el pollo loco, yeah? TASTE THE FIYUHHHHHr

#192 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:06am by wickedsick

LMAO, i actually laughed

#193 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:11am by soysauze

Hello El POLLO

#194 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:13am by xkaokaox

Hahahaha I love this one!

LLsuperfly: I don't think "common sense" helps you to know the meaning of a second language...

#195 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:17am by Boob

hahaha oh dear...i'm pretty sure that's something you could probably search up online

#196 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:33am by annis

I can't believe he didn't ask you why you were saying fried chicken. He probably thinks your some sort of freak now. Your friends a bitch!

#197 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:40am by caligirl5422

#179 - Well, they're from China, so they're obviously white, but what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

#198 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:42am by alex_vik

Favourited like no other. Hahahaha.

#199 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:48am by shree

I didn't know that it meant fried chicken either, yay Canada
but that aside. This is realllly funny, I lol'd for a while =)

#200 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:01am by bambiibee

lold

#201 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:09am by keelytown

Hahahahahaha. Really hon you should've checked around before you believed her. But that is really HILARIOUS. I wonder what your boyfriend was thinking when he heard you?

#202 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:11am by 505

Why'd she tell you F*** me was fried chicken?

Your boyfriend must have been pretty creeped out....

#203 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:16am by carmel

HAHAHA
Your friend is mean but hilarious, this made my day.

#204 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:29am by nuga

....and he let you keep screaming about fried chicken for an hour? That's the part that makes it sound so unbelievable.....if my man started screaming 'friend chicken' during sex, in any language, I'm pretty damn sure I'd HAVE to stop and be like 'wtf...?'

#205 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:59am by MKC

now that's what i call a finger-lickin' good fail

#206 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:29am by bodymassage

haha that's so funny. aww. I'm sure he doesn't think any less of you for it.

and rofl at #113

#207 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:39am by McLaughlane

sorry... but i think it's pretty obvious that 'pollo frito' doesn't mean 'fuck me'.

#208 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:46am by schadenfreudeFTW

I burst out and laughed on this one :D

#209 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:47am by Krunk

Next time you go to the bedroom, you'll find that he surprised you by romantically tossing fried chicken all over the bed. Enjoy!

#210 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:10am by fmylifeorfyours

OMG. Hilarious!

#211 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:13am by Effing

Gullible AND stupid!

#212 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:15am by texmas

HAH! And he was still into it?!
Que lastima.

#213 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:42am by Jareth

your boyfriend has a great sense of humour so don't complain. YDI

#214 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:42am by AntiChrist7

HAHAHAHHAHA that is pretty funny

#215 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:29am by xxdani

"Today, me and my girlfriend were having sex. I thought I was doing pretty good but all she did for an hour was scream "fried chicken" in Spanish. FML"

#216 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:07am by suadelaaa

Haha, what an idiot. Let's say that in China the OP didn't have access to google translate, systran etc. due to censorship. Or she gets wrong translation because curse language is off limit. Or maybe the chinese characters for "fried chicken" sound like "jodame".

#217 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:13am by nicolas

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!! HOYL SHIT!!!! I JUST PISSED MY SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDDD

hahaah!!!! you couldnt search it up to make sure???!!!! LOL.... wow.

#218 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:37am by the_ik

Why hasn't #12 gotten more recognition? That comment was funnier than the FML.

#219 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:51am by PTERONOPHOBIA

OWNED!

#220 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:58am by arms_akimbo

Ha, Next time google it... There are plenty of solid language translators on the web, and whatever you do, do not ask that friend for any sort of language help ever... ever again.

#221 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:00am by DankJemo

I can't believe there are so many idiots who think that the OP deserves it for being unable to understand spanish. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world and how many of you guys can actually say fuck me in Mandarin? So what if you checked the internet? Would u be able to pronounce the Chinese Characters just by seeing it? Likewise, it might be difficult for her to get the pronounciation right by checking the internet and also it is so much more convenient to ask a friend! Well unfortunately for her, her friend wasn't exactly very helpful LOL

#222 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:03am by jayzee88

Ok you need to give your bf a big hug cause there is no way i would be able to continue without laughing!

#223 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:14am by Cjfogler13

He must think he's the Colonel now.

#224 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:31am by NoirBlancCouture

That sucks, but now you guys have a code word! Just think how useful that'll be if you're sitting around with friends and they're boring you to death and you want to go home, just whisper "pollo frito" into his ear and he'll be ready to go in no time :D

#225 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:35am by seamripper

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

#226 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:37am by stevisimo

oh my lord! the same thing happened to me last Tuesday. Ps. I love fried chicken, its finger lickin' good.

#227 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:39am by lil_cumdumpster

#222: Earth to idiot. Spanish =/= Chinese, it's a Roman language; the characters are exactly the same as English. The pronunciation can easily be found elsewhere from a source that isn't going to embarass you. OP YDI

#228 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:40am by radge

#12 you are my hero

#229 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:49am by tehhotness

Tip: screaming "fuck me" all the time isn't really much of a turn-on

#230 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:53am by Serenity

When a chick screams "Papi"

thats hot

#231 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:08am by DinoJR

#230 - Its not like she could have memorized a whole list...

#232 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:11am by Stork

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Hilarious.

#233 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:55am by _degaussed

LMFAAAAOOO oh mannn once i got to pollo frito i died.

and lmfao again at #12.. ty #219 for pointing it out...


stick to "ayy si papi.. dele papi dele.. uyyy si que rico papi" etc.

#234 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:18pm by revezone

hahahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this

#235 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:40pm by tbritish1022

You really should have looked that one up online first.

#236 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:05pm by ilovemycats

you should've said "FOKEAME PAPI"

u pronounce foh-keg(with out the g so ke)Ah meh PAH PEE

literal translation fuck me daddy
lol
use that next time

LOL if it was me i wouldn't have been able to last i would've been laughing so fucking hard LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

#237 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:21pm by el_furbinator

to #87 LOL
btw i love paella

#238 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:43pm by el_furbinator

LMFAO.

#239 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:30pm by infantrygirl

Who the hell doesn't know what "pollo" is?

#240 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:02pm by Thrashmeister

#231 it depends on which country the girl is from, that is something used or on the other hand is completely disgusting and trashy.

In my country "papi" is only said by really low-class people. In other countries that's some kind of hot expression.

(I mean, literally you're saying "daddy")

#241 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:13pm by _pk_

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#242 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:43pm by nickk_v

well I've lived in California my whole life and I didn't know what pollo meant until about a year or so ago when someone explained it to me at a Mexican restaurant, and I'm almost 30. So even though Spanish may be common in parts of America it's not unheard of to not know a lot of it. I can just imagine in China it's so much rarer to hear it.

#243 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:54pm by lobstar

Maybe you should use Babel Fish just to make sure it was indeed, 'fuck me'?

Besides, I think Mexican food has had enough impact on American culture (assuming that you're American) that most people know that pollo = chicken in Spanish. Hell, I've never taken a Spanish class and I know that.

#244 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:03pm by Conrad

LMFAOOO

Maybe you made him think you were hungry.

#245 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:10pm by arashixarashi

ROFL...can you picture what he was thinking? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

#246 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:15pm by Jazar2054

Hahaha! One of the best FMLs.

#247 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:31pm by tthreat23

Hahaha! One of the best FMLs.

#248 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:31pm by tthreat23

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#249 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:57pm by xbaybaygirl

hahahahahahha!
I actually LOL'd when i read this.
And that doesn't happen very often.
Wow, you're dumb.

#250 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:57pm by woah_dang_baby

#57, Couldnt have said it better myself i mean come on #15, "knowledgement"? the OP might not know spanish but the story consisted of actual words.

#251 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:00pm by JoWey58

FRITO IS A KIND OF CHIP. IT MEANS FRIED. COME ON.
also, how can you not know what pollo means?
also also, your boyfriend is awesome.

#252 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:11pm by mangoid

hahahaha.

sorry, I laughed really hard when I read this. but that really sucks.

#253 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:14pm by lara522

hahahahahah this is probably the funniest fml i've read

#254 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:59pm by nicktrippy

hahhhahhahhahahaha i almost died from laughing.

#255 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:13pm by desi

HAHA couldn't u just say it in english?

#256 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:36pm by kimbo12345

LMAO!
why didnt he say anything or make a weird face?
and there are translators on the internet now to help you with that, btw

#257 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:50pm by Treehugger

haahahahahahaaaaa..... THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!! You could have just moaned that would have worked about the same amount... usually it does. I'm telling my Hispanic buddies about this, they will die laughing...

#258 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:57pm by asian_waterdrop

LMFAO! This just made my day

#259 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:02pm by YouandMe123

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!
u should have looked it up!!!!
omg, lol!!!!!

#260 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:26pm by jessxoxo28

#15, #27, #33, #46, #58, #64, #84, #91, #102, #147, #192, and anyone else who thinks Spanish is a universally known language

Zheige nuhaizi shi Zhongguoren. Duoban de Zhongguoren bu neng shuo Xibanyawen.

What's that? You don't understand? But, it's the most commonly spoken language in the world. Just use the cognates it has with romance languages! If you can't speak Chinese (and the above is romanized Mandarin Chinese), don't expect a Chinese girl to understand Spanish.

#261 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:37pm by tech42er

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUNNIEST FML ON HEREE! HAHAHAA q

#262 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:48pm by laxxer03

TU ERES GRINGO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
(that's panish for you are a retarded american who cant tell the difference between a cock and a cock (a little pun action)

#263 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:50pm by yme

#263. Only assholes point out their puns. People get it or they don't.

This was funny. Good story.

#264 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:20pm by Marceux

#176 is a complete idiot
before you go and criticize "white girls" for not knowing spanish and giving them advice on how to say something, learn how to say it correctly.
what you said definitely does not mean "give me what i want"
"do" is not a word in spanish and "quiera" means he/she/you (formal) wants.

#265 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:32pm by FMLover269

This is so funny lmao!!!
l hope your boyfriend dosen't think you have some sort of weird sexual fetish now..

#266 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:09pm by Howdyplz

just so u know chicken is boyo. in spanish

#267 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:29pm by dframe16

HAHAHAHAHAAAA fail. Best FML I've read in a long time. Your boyfriend is going to think fried chicken turns you on. lol.
#267--retard. No it isn't. Learn Spanish yourself before you try to teach other people.

#268 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:34pm by dzidziaud

I think Hilary Clinton uses the same interpreter.

#269 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:55pm by ITFA2

lmfao. are you fat? because that would just make this even better. :D

#270 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:06pm by not2shabby

LOL I speak Spanish and as soon as I saw "pollo frito", I started to crack up!

#271 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:26pm by agexofxaquarius

wow THAT's HILARIOUS!!!!! OH MANNNNNNNN. That's not even F* my life that's just damn funny!

#272 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:27pm by JakedGr8

I bet she didn't even pronounce the double L correctly...

#273 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:33pm by balanceMMX

que un gringa

#274 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:43pm by fifafan626

dude you don't even have to know spanish to know what that means.

#275 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:57pm by boogerbear

Bf must've been laughing his ASS off during the whole ordeal... Lmfao

#276 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:14pm by Eternity

Ok this was seriously funny. YDI though.

#277 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:16pm by EffinWhosLife

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#278 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:25pm by ams7509

That, my dear, is why you take Spanish Class :D

#279 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:12am by Kylebeans

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Whyyyy didn't he stop you or ask you wtf!? Lmfao. Oh my God.

#280 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:30am by synnerr

like really were do you live because pollo was even mentioned in a MacDonalds commerical and chicken sandwiches flooded the screen.

#281 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:44am by zeroTWOinfinity

There's no need to try and obtain faulty information from friends who are just going to try to punk you anyway. Google Translate is a great tool!

#282 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:07am by SgtSchadenfreude

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#283 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:13am by ddholmes031

hahahahahahahahahaaaa.

i amost fell on the floorr off my bed haha.

#284 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:48am by asdftammy

I love that your boyfriend didn't ask you why you were saying "fried chicken" the first, second, or third time. He's a keeper. Lol!

#285 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:23am by simps011

You're an idiot.. You seriously couldn't figure out what pollo frito means?

#286 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:46am by MHB8321

at least you did not say," fuck my like a chicken."

#287 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:52am by nodbor

OMG that's so FUNNY
I would be embarrased.............

#288 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:48am by aqeel114

..........JAJAJAJA, KOñO, JAJAJJAJAJA

#289 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:55am by Stealthy28

AHAAHAHHAHAA!!!
fuckin funniest shit ever!!!!!!!

#290 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:30am by solipsistxx

im from the US Colorado in fact where there is a lot of hispanics i know a few and to be honest i never knew pollo meant chicken until i read this, so just because you live in the states or where ever you are does not mean you know the spanish language!!

#291 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:09am by lilikari

aww man, thats funny....that, is exactly why you never ask friends for lessons in another language....

#292 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:11am by Velocininja

HA HA HA HA HA he must've been like WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. She wants fried chicken now??? Either that or fried chicken turns you on...

#293 - On 04/08/2009 at 1:39pm by circayouandme

He let you scream it for an hour and he didn't laugh at you? lol He must never listen to ANYTHING you say in bed haha

#294 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:31pm by mzmaverickd

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, oh baby, FRIED CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN! DONT STOP, DONT STOP FRIED CHICKENING ME! lmfaooooo oh shit. HAHAH

#295 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:16pm by Tardfuck_0

Haha! wow, have you ever heard of EL POLLO LOCO? I think POLLO gives it away, thinking that poulet and poultry signify CHICKEN!

#296 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:19pm by 923927

hahaha this is about the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

#297 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:32pm by deja54

hahahahahaha!

#299 - On 04/08/2009 at 4:51pm by lovelight30

i agree with #50
what the point of learning swear words
in other languages if you'll forget them
like tomorow

#300 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:35pm by drewsipher

hahahahahahahaha.

#295 is funny..hahahaha

#301 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:44pm by xx_chio

Offer him some turkey breasts.
He may have an interesting fetish.

#302 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:54pm by IMz0r

hahahaha "FUNNY"!

#303 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:44pm by wibi

it's "jódame"

And if you want to name a body part it's like this

"jódame mi boca"

Like, "fuck my mouth" I guess..

My boyfriend is from Mexico

#304 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:23pm by hidetolove

how do you know if shes chinese? im really curious

#305 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:56pm by badboy111

lol!!! that totally made me laugh till i cried! i can just imagine, being heated and all and screaming fried chicken allll the way.... he must have been so confused!!

#306 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:39pm by kellyma112195

haha that just really sucks.
you should've made sure.

#307 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:08am by iEATdreamsx

Nice... Props to him for even able to continue and finish the sex. I don't know if I would be able to continue if the I'm having sex with some girl who keeps screaming "fried chicken". That's just weird.

#308 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:15am by Wonka

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA!!!!

#309 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:46am by erty228

bahahahahahhahahahahaahahhaah

#310 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:51am by andrbeck

Didn't your bf start wondering why you kept screaming fried chicken the whole time?

Epic btw.

#311 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:07pm by El_Oh_El

ROFL LMAO omg.

#312 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:28pm by oceanxcity

#304. you just said "fuck me my mouth".

#313 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:00pm by FMLover269

hahahahahahhahah, OWNED !

#314 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:26pm by Ohxcrap

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFL!

#315 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:44pm by MirandaaHoldsHim

hahaha this is my fave

#316 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:45pm by j0annass

haha pollo frito was so first year of Spanish class duh. Still funny tho

#317 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:32pm by kate_sterrrr

YDi becasue uh wuts the point of yelling fuck me ( he was already doin that)

#318 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:29pm by roxienordstrom

#318 is kind of an idiot. Just sayin'...

#319 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:25pm by johnnychristt

dude I saw this on a TV show the other day. I think it was scrubs, with like the the Todd saying it or something... Yeah, I think it was the Todd

#320 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:56pm by honeydew1000

lmaooo..

#321 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:42pm by freaky_00

watch him post here next " a few days ago, i was having sex with my girlfriend and then she just started screaming pollo frito for the next hour. FML."

#322 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:43pm by emsss

#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.

#323 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:15pm by ohhhhshizzz

#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.

#324 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:15pm by ohhhhshizzz

I don't even take Spanish. I'm not Hispanic. And I know that 'pollo' means chicken.

#325 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:35pm by unBrokenBeliever

pwned

#326 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:25am by smallshattered

omg i seriously couldnt stop laughing @ this, next time dont ask your friend! GOOGLE IT :P

#327 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:19am by kaylaaa_

roflmaoooo.wow.

#328 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:23am by Evelyn_Babyyx3

I don't know much spanish, but I know pollo means chicken. Everybody knows that. Maybe your friend was thinking about fried chicken at that time...

#329 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:29am by aerosmith14

this made my day

#330 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:30am by Frappuccino12

I lol'd.

#331 - On 04/11/2009 at 2:49pm by Jo324

This is hilarious

#332 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:44pm by Lo_Ho

LMFAO THATS PRICELESS.

#333 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:13pm by chocolates

oh my. that is hilarious. How can you NOT know that "pollo" means chicken? you must not travel very often

#334 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:47pm by rverboom

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! two words......google translate!!
hahaha!!

#335 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:54pm by No_Words24

HAHAHAHAHA. everyone knows pollo is chicken

#336 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:10pm by RachBearr

OMG this had me in peals of laughter. Thank you!!!

#337 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:30pm by darthlaurian

I think the best part, is that your boyfriend continued having sex with a girl yelling "fried chicken." I would have burst out laughing, unable to continue.

#338 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:29pm by barnops

#160 is right.
hahahah #338 =P
this is great.

#339 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:20pm by theoldGP

Of course there's no excuse for not searching it on the net. But really, I took some Spanish and pollo is not in my vocab list either.

#340 - On 04/14/2009 at 1:58pm by cwdeus

You're lucky you didn't end up with a drumstick down there.

#341 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:43pm by Togo

LMFAO. YOU SHUD HAVE WENT TO KFC AFTERWARDS. LMFAO. Pollo Frito. Lmfao. I bet he was like "why r u screaming fried chicken, dumb ass?" LMFAO

#342 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:47pm by green101

Omgg :]]
thnx for making my day,seriously :)))
LOL.

#343 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:16am by wtfomfgO_O

That shit cracks me up! I want to know how to say "fuck me" in spanish!!! It was really sexy when you thought u were saying it right, but when u found out u weren't, that's when it all turned funny. =)

#344 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:17am by hottiebody

that is, quite possibly, the funniest thing ever said during sex. I dont know how your bf kept going w/o out laughing his a&& off. i'm hispanic; i wouldnt have been able to continue

#345 - On 04/15/2009 at 3:37pm by davidr

No joke, I laugh my ass off every time I read this and I shared this with my friends. This became our new joke. "POLLO FRITO."

#346 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:00pm by taytay245

LMAO!, woooow. Your boyfriend could NEVER be my Spanish teacher lol

#347 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:15pm by Time2Remission

LMAO! are you sure that was your "friend"?? maybe it turned him on even more?

#348 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:32pm by playful2088

ROFLMFAO OMG so funny. pollo frito! LMFAO!

#349 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:27pm by jbec0507

LOLOLS. props to ure friend

#350 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:48pm by furrylala

ROFL! Did you think El Pollo Loco means The Fuken Crazy?

#351 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:25pm by ichigolyn

Haahah that's great!! I wonder if he was like why the hell is she screaming fried chicken. Maybe he thought u wanted some!! Haha

#352 - On 04/15/2009 at 10:21pm by stalkermagnet22

no maaaanches...o sea ni siquiera intentaste a buscarlo?? y esas idiotas poniendo cosas falsas...porfa no hace falta que uds hagan traducciones pq lo que han puesto no tiene sentido!!

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no way, you didn´t even try to look it up?? and those idiots putting fake things...please, don´t bother translating bc what y´all have said doesn´t make sense!

#353 - On 04/16/2009 at 12:02am by mereyrock

hahahaha i love this one. now it's like an inside joke between my boyfriend & i and during sex i'll occasionally yell "pollo frito"

#354 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:32am by molly1708

Maybe he thought you were the crazy chick from "the heartbreak kid," and he didnt want to correct u because he was afraid. Google it next time genius.

#355 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:54pm by ultramann007

LMFAO! next time google translate.
haha im gonna do that while im having sex next time...but im hispanic so its not as funny :] lol i can imagine someone like ahh pollo fritooo pollo frito..dame duro pollo frito..hahaha!

#356 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:51pm by sash

BHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! as long as he still likes you... im sure HE thought it was amusing... o and by the wayt... kick ur friends ASS!

#357 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:31pm by sewerdweler2494

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!
THAT JUST MADE MY DAY

'POLLO FRITO BABY!'

#358 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:28pm by PinkWashed

Lmfao@ 42.

Hahahahahaha I'm crying
this is hilarious

#359 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:07am by boricua_4life407

What seems to be the funny part is that he actually got off on that! lmao ewww

#360 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:59am by Mah02

lol :D nice

#361 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:11pm by shra

Hahahahahaha. I think you deserved that one. You should have looked it up on the internet or at least asked a more reliable friend. I find it surprising your boyfriend didn't say anything about it.

#362 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:40pm by VLLYBLLKAY

#261 you are my hero. Lol at this fml. Enjoy the pollo frito

#363 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:28pm by Haleandguu

hahahahahahhahahaa

#364 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:00pm by xPrincess4eva

spanish profanity words provided via wiki now you can say what you wanted to say... and bring your friend a big tub of KFC and dump it on their head and how they like Fried Chicken

#365 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:03pm by rcp90

funniest one ive read so far. the part that sucks is that i literally laughed out loud when i read this while in my health course, while the teacher was talking about unfortunate children with harlequin ichtyosis. (-_-)

#366 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:07pm by soledoutbeast

ai papi!

#367 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:38pm by ccarvalho89

You're doing it wrong.

#368 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:01am by Jem0_0

Well, you said you were screaming for an hour, which gives the indication that he didnt stop, right? Thats a good thing..

#369 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:24pm by jeff_8605

LOL why did he not question it after the 1st time? LOL If my boyfriend yelled out FRIED CHICKEN when we were having sex. I would be very confused.

on the other hand, If he knew you didn't know the language, He must have known you were somehow lost in translation. which then I would find it hysterically funny LMAO

My conclusion. . . He must have been extremely horny to continue to have sex with someone screaming fried chicken...

#370 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:39am by Jarhead

i suppose you can be thankful you weren't saying 'polla frita' (fried dick)

#371 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:04am by charolastra

Heehee I got the giggles now. ^_^ I'm sorry, if that happened to me and I was the boy I would've found it cute.

#372 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:10pm by Rikuarf8

HAHAHA, Dude that's wack. Wow, did you confront his ass?!

#374 - On 04/25/2009 at 11:15pm by ebbasaur

It's good that know he knows KFC turns you on

#375 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:31am by skiz

Entry number 161: Today during sex she finally did it, she must have found you journal. It made me so horny we had sex for an hour. I never thought she would be okay with it, so I never asked. Now I see that my worrying was for nothing, I placed a bid on that chicken costume I've been looking at. I can't wait.

#376 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:56pm by xMooMoox

Hispanic? At least he isn't black. 12 FTW.

#377 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:12pm by completeloser

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

#378 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:37pm by mehxxx16

You really should have looked up the translation, but it doesn't matter at this point anymore. Besides, this made me laugh for a good 5 minutes!

#379 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:14pm by jelatinwaffle

LMFAO. as soon as i heard pollo frito i knew what came next haha!
hmmmmm that kinda turns me on though.... "pollo frito!" during sex ;-D

#380 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:35am by LRLguyOG

hahahahaha wow...next time make sure u know what ur sayin..jejeje

#381 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:52pm by babycakes1022

Number 15, it's obvious you assumed this person was from America, considering that, they shouldn't have to know Spanish, while you on the other hand are a moron for expecting everyone to know Spanish while not even yourself bothering to learn English, the language of our country, and the most important one to know, get the fuck off fmylife.com and take some ESL classes or go the fuck back where you came from, cause know one here should be expected to learn a language other than English, ok, while good to know your culture or language is not the most important one in the world, and certainly not in China, where the OP originates. So if you read this, please understand that while I support immigration, many others agree with me on this, we should not have to learn your language, but it is your responsibility if you want to use the services of the American government, i.e. roads, courts, schools, police, fire department, all of which our government pays for, learn the language used around here, has people will not respect you if you say "knowlegement".

#382 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:56pm by bxrv43

ahahhahaha wow.

#383 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:14pm by pegasis

Kill you friend!

J/k.

Seriously, some hispanic people don't even know Spanish, so don't you worry about sounding like an idiot. I bet he didn't even get what you were saying and was able to cum anyway.

#384 - On 05/09/2009 at 3:32am by Phallus

hahahaha.
freaking hilarious.

#385 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:19pm by Alicealive

omg that's must have been hilarious..

#386 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:42pm by monarelisa

No, haven't you seen the new KFC ads?

It's GRILLED chicken now. POLLO ASADO!! POLLO ASADOOO!!!!

#387 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:27am by egypt

LOL! OMFG LMAO!

#388 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:31pm by EMOPRINCESS

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

#389 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:19am by blackdaisy85

Since when is it common knowledge that 'pollo' is 'chicken'? Hell, I had no idea, just like many others, until I read this FML.

Somewhat related: My fiance shouted "Ay, papi! Es mi culo!" really loudly in Lowes the other day. (It means "That's my asshole")

Someone yelped in reply.

#390 - On 05/12/2009 at 8:05am by SpecialKRJ

That made my day entirely. I know what thats like, I was trying to have a conversation with my spanish speaking friend. Turns out one wrong word in a sentence can make it sound like I was asking him if he liked little girls >.>

Anyway hun, I wouldnt worry I bet he thought it was hilarious. Did he tell you what you where saying after? I wonder if your friend did this on purpose...

Btw, I know Carajo is fuck, so I think you could say 'Carajo mi' and get away with it =)

#391 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:59pm by DeadAngelKonan

#64: "lmao sorry but u def deserved that one. living in the US, u should kno pollo frito is fried chicken. or that at least pollo is chicken...."

I like this one, its particularly egregious. READ THE VERY FIRST COMMENT, BY THE STAFF. The poster does not live in the US, they live in CHINA.

#392 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:18pm by Ryu148

#228: "#222: Earth to idiot. Spanish =/= Chinese, it's a Roman language; the characters are exactly the same as English. The pronunciation can easily be found elsewhere from a source that isn't going to embarass you. OP YDI"

News flash, idiot. THE POST IS FROM CHINA.

281: see above. Jesus.

#393 - On 05/13/2009 at 3:32pm by Ryu148

Everyone who thinks that she's stupid for not knowing what pollo frito means, SHUT UP. I live in America, and I only know how to say a few words in Spanish. Besides, they live in CHINA, where Spanish isn't widely spoken like it is here. Unless you can tell me how to say fried chicken in Polish, Portuguese, and Russian, then shut the fuck up and don't ridicule her.

#394 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:54pm by zimdelinvasor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#395 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:15pm by mona1707

This is pretty hilarious...

On the bright side, I just learned the real way to say it, my bf and I are gonna have some fun with that. thanks ;) lol

#396 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:48pm by mixedcalibaby

Should've used babelfish

#397 - On 05/15/2009 at 9:37am by padfoot

L M F A O. i've taken spanish for years, and reading this has seriously made my day. i'm sure your hispanic boyfriend was holding in his laughter while pounding it, hahahaha! if i were him, i wouldn't have been able to hold it in, that's for damn sure.

#398 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:48pm by ohitsali

At least he didn't order fried chicken and start using it to have something to stick in your ass. :D

#399 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:33pm by Faruz

This is so funny. I laughed so hard, haha.

#400 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:03pm by jamajuice46

maybe next time yu should use a spanish-english dictionary .

#401 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:58pm by beebeeL

Ahahahahha, hey, shit happens! Lmao! This is funny, though. :)

#402 - On 05/19/2009 at 8:01pm by Captainjj

Always consult a reliable sources HAHAHA.

#403 - On 05/22/2009 at 3:49am by chicaleek

Jesus Christ! This is the best FML EVER! I can't stop laughing!

#404 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:09am by nuclear

wow this is the funniest FML I've read yet. wtf possessed your friend to say pollo frito? lmfao!!!

#405 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:42pm by Alwayz_Annoyed

That's hilarious dude, use a translator next time ;)

#406 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:14am by chusar11

How could've your boyfriend go on if you were screaming "fried chicken" for an hour? :D

#407 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:25am by Asdas

and ur bf was ok with that?

lol he must really think ur cute for liking fried chicken so much!

#408 - On 05/29/2009 at 12:02pm by Vinya_777

Lmaoooo
i think it is pretty obvious that pollo means chicken in spanish.
Bad hit

#409 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:37pm by itzsolx3

ooooooooh MY GOD AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

#410 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:58pm by meganjoanne

HAHhhAHHAhHHAHHAHHAhHAAHHAHAHALAOLOAHALAMAOMAOAM

#411 - On 05/31/2009 at 11:30pm by Caz_Norfe

Maybe he thinks fried chicken is an aphrodesiac

#412 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:09pm by emodude44

omg u just made my day btw Fuck me in spanish means jodeme but there is also another meaning which is singame

#413 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:54pm by bettyrawrs

Mmm. You really know how to spice up your sex life, eh?
What? You didn't mean to say fried chicken?
You meant to say "fuck me"?
Shit man.

That's not original... not like that new original chicken recipe now from KFC.
I'm kidding. Whoa.

Hot though. ;D

#414 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:36am by redbluegreen

Pollo frito! POLLO FRITO! OH POLLO FRITO! LOS PANQUEQUES! HAMBERGUESAS!

#415 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:16am by Jessaly

Oh yeah, because "El Pollo Loco" means "Fuck Crazy".

Commonsenseplz

#416 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:10pm by Literacy

The Colonel would be proud!

#417 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:48pm by greenltrn2003

LOL @ 417

#418 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:49pm by sukari

This is my favorite FML in the world.

#419 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:45am by Melsy187

Poor you :( Same thing happened to me once, but I was at a restaurant and I wanted to order Chocolate Cake and I kept shouting, "I want to eat my chocolate cat!" in Spanish.
LOL.
FML.

#421 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:05pm by EssenceOfX

rofl; i cant believe he kept going.

#422 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:46pm by Jmr

he was probably laughing his ass of the whole.
that was sooo funny.
but i know enough spanish to know what pollo is..
and i probably would of figured out frito.
lol.
but that's so funny.

#423 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:44pm by woahmandi

also,
this is definately THE FUNNIEST fml i've ever read..
i was literally laughing hysterically for probably over 5 minutes..
i would stop and think i was over it and then as soon as i thought about it i'd start laughing again..
this is freaking hilarious.

#424 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:52pm by woahmandi

Ever heard of El Pollo Loco?

#425 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:13pm by Artistry

Why the hell would that mean fuck me? Haven't you ever heard of Frito chips?

#426 - On 07/20/2009 at 9:55am by El_Pwnzor

you bimbo everyone knows what pollo means

#427 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:51pm by youngboss

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT POLLO MEANS? lol guys.

1. NO ONE (like 99.% of the people there) knows how to speak spanish in china
2. There are no EL POLLO LOCO's in China
3. There are Frito Lays but the thing is written in CHINESE
4. Almost no Spanish speakers in China

So Mandarin ITSELF (not even counting other dialects such as canto, shanghainese, anhuinese, ETC) is the most spoken language in the world plus China is the top emerging worldpower/economy of today, I'm assuming you guys all know how to say fried chicken in chinese?

that said, i do agree she should of checked online

#428 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:51am by jlnm

4. to clarify: native spanish speakers.
even if she knew a native speaker, i doubt the native speaker would casually mention that chicken in spanish is 'pollo' unless of course she is learning spanish, which most chinese don't (they learn english instead)

#429 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:06am by jlnm

You honestly didn't know what 'pollo' meant in Spanish... wow.

#430 - On 08/05/2009 at 11:41pm by Beckleyy

LMAO!
"Pollo frito... POLLO FRITO! POLLO FRITO!"
Your boyfriend was probably thinking, "Damn, she must really love fried chicken..."

#431 - On 08/15/2009 at 4:07am by MiniatureMayhem

People:
OP is from China!
I'm surprised she can even speak English this well, let alone Spanish.

That being said, I dun think the BF wanted to laugh, he's prolly going like "WTF? Fried Chicken? Is that a new nickname for my dick?"

#432 - On 08/23/2009 at 1:36am by GreenDaemon21

FRIED CHICKEN
FRIIIIED CHICKENN
OH, YES, FRIED CHICKEN HARDER
HARDERRRRR. FRIIIIEEEEDDDDDD.~
c':

#433 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:35am by Stephanieeex3

Haha, never trust a Mexican

#434 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:44pm by Dontbeapussy

lol as far as we know, her boyfriend and her friend are Hispanic :P

#436 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:43am by Ucla_cupcake

LOL! You were screaming "Fried chicken!" Nice friend…sounds like something I would do.

#435 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:22am by Incendia

why didnt you verify if that was right

#437 - On 08/31/2009 at 9:02pm by writergrrl

English isn't my mother tongue, and even I can put "pollo" to poultry and "frito" to fried. Those two words are almost the same in every Germanic/Latin language, lol

This is pretty funny to think about, though.

#438 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:36pm by JakobKain

U shouldve asked my best friend Google

#439 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:30am by akshar

Hahaha!!!

#440 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:54pm by Ioannes

Win.

#441 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:23am by Tiffinny

Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???

#442 - On 10/05/2009 at 12:12am by K1rakunz

Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???

#443 - On 10/05/2009 at 12:13am by K1rakunz

google?

#445 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:01pm by Superawesomestev

nigga dats some funny shit der

#446 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:37pm by brianjman14

HAHAHA oh man, this is funny!

#447 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:46am by asiu1990

Haha this one is classic. Only one on here that's made me laugh so far. Well done. (:

#448 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:30am by alex_rose_x

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