By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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may_cause_fail 0

This is one of the first ones I've actually lol'd at. I've taken French for five years but even I know that 'pollo' is 'chicken'. Thanks for making my day! :D

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OceanBreathesSal 5

What does French have to do with this FML?

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odi_et_amo 4

They're saying that even though they're studying a different language than Spanish, even they know the Spanish word for chicken, which means that the OP is a moron for not knowing something that's common knowledge.

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scotchnacid 4

Actually chicken in french is poulet, or Le poulet...look it up, don't know how u learned French for five years .....

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stargazur 9

What may_cause_fail is getting at is that pollo and poulet sound similar

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nemcali 34

I am sure you know the word for chicken in Chinese considered that you have probably being at a Chinese restaurant once in your life... OP is Chinese and it's a very different language from Spanish...give her a break

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lalalala1234 0

...that's what the internet is for....

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spaceheater 0

You're a dumbass for not knowing what pollo is.. Shows your lack of knowledgement. Adios (that means goodbye if you didn't know).

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loto_fml 3

"Knowledgement"? Seriously? It's understandable to not understand word in a particular language (other than your own) when you've never (or hardly) been exposed to it. But "knowledgement"?

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chuchurocket 4

this is why trolls in all fairytales are depicted to have no brain

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expectcriticism 13

And your "knowledgement" is definitely above everyone else's. check yourself before you decide to troll dumbass

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Tsukasa_fml 0

This is why you verify such translations, or just have Google do them.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

LOL! "Fried chicken! Fried chicken! Oh yes, fried chicken!" xDDD God, now all I can think of is KFC.

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GrooveSponge 0

:D Your comment succeeded in making me laugh! I approve of you.

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Kunoichi21 1

Okay, I'm loving your pic. Read your likes and they're very similar to mine. Kudos to you.

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unbelievable_fml 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is too good.

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terimaa 0

WIN for you because this actually made me laugh out loud :]

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