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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML
What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(
putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014