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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

#9 - On 02/15/2010 at 10:41am by Starfire22

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putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

#22 - On 02/15/2010 at 10:50am by finndizzle

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