Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML
by adam / 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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Okay, so you are not a professional cookie shaper, but its the thought that counts and thats really sweet of you. maybe it'll help remind your gf that although hearts are great, you're hoping she'll concentrate on your d*ck tonight. :-)
#9 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:40am by Laurendorcus
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Tell your girlfriend "I made them shaped like something you'd recognize," with a noticeable wink, and see which shape she thinks it is!
#10 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:42am by twoknives
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