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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Or you could have just finished pooping and left, you wouldn't have been the one stuck in an awkward situation, he would.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014