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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17315) - you deserved it (2482)

On 02/11/2010 at 4:09am - intimacy - by stewiesclone - United States

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Join him.

#1 - On 02/11/2010 at 10:02am by Averizzle

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You should have sneaked out of your stall quietly, then slammed your body against his stall's door as hard as you could, while screaming as loud as possible. Then run out of the bathroom as he pisses (not jizzes) all over himself.

#22 - On 02/11/2010 at 10:14am by Cthulu

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