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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11400) - you deserved it (4062)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

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