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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18639) - you deserved it (5930)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

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just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

#12 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:55pm by maskedman

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...Did you finish anyway?

#11 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:55pm by shananigans

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