By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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maskedman 9

just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

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mlrowley 0

Dude that's awesome. That is a free shot to what ever you want to her.

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FHGrif 0

Think positively, you could have tired her out.

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kayvan 8

That's not really an FML. Did you climax and then do it again while she slept? :-)

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mrgiraffe 0

you might be so good that you make girls sleep.

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ZleveL 0

and my dick went so deep so deep so deep put her ass to sleep woke her up around one she didn't hesitate to call ZLEVEL the top gun :) *wink wink* I put zlevel instead of ice cube ;)

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Apolloyn 0

that's when u sneak into the special no-no my friend

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missolivia10 0

wow you must be pretty boring

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purplemnm 9

orgasms do send sleep signals to the brain, the strength of the signals vary from person to person and she must have it really bad....but it's still ******* hilarious and I'll laugh at you anyway and call you shrimp dick.

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tdeone 0

that could be a good thing..... you ever heard the song that says " I'm going to put you to bed to bed to bed......"

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