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Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13350) - you deserved it (1348)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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ur dads a pedo

#3 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:54pm by whitesoxsean

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how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?

#5 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:55pm by whiffleball

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