By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 12:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 071
You deserved it 2 500

Same thing different taste

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how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

your dad needs to get laid more LOL

YDI for having friends with nice ****. Stop bitching on FML and go run that fat ass off.

perdix 29

Kurou, Looks like Dad is working on that problem right before his daughter's eyes. I wonder if she'll be able to call her best friend "Mommy."

Ajjas013 6

If by "mommy" you mean "that cunty bitch I thought was my best friend before she got laid with my dad and took the place of my real mommy" then sure she will!

KurouTenshi 0

hahaha #64 (Perdix) "its so sad your mom couldnt make it to your graduation..." "This is my mom...also in my graduating class..." Roflcopter :D

perdix 29

ISLIM_SHADYI: Yeah, the poor bastard has to look at some gorgeous ordinary-sized ****. How's that fair?

maybe you should just have uglier friends with either flat or saggy boobs

perdix 29

Or fatter friends and you wouldn't have to **** around with diets!

canesul 0
avierip 0

why is no one asking her why she was looking at her dad? :0 uh ew??

You're profile picture makes you're comment funny :P

KurouTenshi 0
YeahFMLxX 0

a pedo? my friends are hot. my dad better just not touch them :D !

hmm.. guess this post isn't so anonymous anymore. lol

how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?

AngryNinja 1

omfg. brilliant. and so true.. why were you checking out the old man's package?

Ajjas013 6

She probably felt something poking her leg :)

AngryNinja 1

i'm wondering if op wanted her daddy to be looking at HER boobs whilst asking about the diet.. i mean, why mention that part at all unless an underlying wish is present.. hm.

lmao! 'my Dad gets erections from looking at my friends bodies.. but not mine  FML'

AngryNinja 1

exactlyy. op.. ew. at least go for your friends' daddies! incesttt!

oh myy. well theres two things you can do here: 1. dont bring your hot friends to your house or 2. get uglier friends. (:

mmastermetallica 0

WTF wrong with your guys dads. can't they control their ducks? oh ya no they can't that's why you exist.

iknowthatguy 0
allen20 0

Of course ur dad isnt gonna get an erection by looking at her own daughters body! wtf is wrong with you :O

AngryNinja 1

psh. who says he wouldn't? that's why there are all those daddy-rapes-daughter stories.

michael32123 0

@#66... I can't contoll my duck either

katelove18 0

99 you should meet me....in bed

66 and 99, yeah when a hot girl walks by it starts quacking like crazy

avierip 0

what a creepy daughter. :p who checks out her dads junk???

I would be frightened to be around him anymore if he was my father.

FMLoverAgain 7

send him to me. he won't be walking when i'm done with him

cheekie1018 0

yah that's pretty bad lmao. FYL!

AbOvE_88 0

#12 ur bewb is about to pop :)

dorkside_fml 0

yeah she probably did it on purpose.

I feel like the OP's father when I look at cheekies avatar.

katelove18 0

^LMAO! Seriously, maybe OP's bff was wearing a shirt like cheeky's XD.

dorito_420 0