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Today I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites- and ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (6720) - you totally deserved it (30538)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

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And that pnia colada song just kept playing in my mind...

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 1:28am by nick

you guys totally deserve each other

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:20pm by wow

Ever heard the song "Pina Colada"?

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:40am by grace

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#4 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:10am by TBF

...I think that would've been time to end things.

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:11pm by allie2590

awww @ #2!

#6 - On 03/02/2009 at 4:56pm by xpapercutsx

dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together!
jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???

#7 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:12pm by Cullens4Love

So you're both assholes.
Just break up. :\
Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

#8 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:45am by HyperFlirt

how do two disgusting people find eachother?

#9 - On 03/12/2009 at 8:35pm by Patman1012

Serves you right.

#10 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:09pm by pinkfrenchrose

match made in heave

#11 - On 03/15/2009 at 1:39am by ddr

Total Pina Colada moment there!

#13 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:23am by DBgirl

Gimme a k.......K!
gimme an a......A!
gimme an r.......R!
gimma an m......M!
gimme an a.......A!

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
K-A-R-M-A!!!!!

#14 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:27am by mikeloyst

KARMA on who's part? I say the bitch who signed up for the site in the first place. Clearly he wasn't happy with the relationship and felt it necessary to find some side puss. Once on there he discovered why his girlfriend didn't want to have sex with him anymore...she was to busy getting pounded by other guys.

#15 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:58pm by snowhawk22

cheater dating sites...seriously???

#16 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:09am by wc07

Haha, hilarious!

#18 - On 03/25/2009 at 12:05am by SxBxLova

now you can cheat on her-WITH HER! win-win!

#19 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:02am by MasterDood

i dont get why people cheat,
just be single it's way easier! ;p

#20 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:07pm by mellowyellowww

What the hell is a cheater dating site?!

#21 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am by SuperMeron

YDI cheaterrr!!

#22 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:39pm by choppedNskrewed

I think you guys need to talk...

#23 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:14pm by blueworld

"Today I decided to try to find someone to cheat on my girlfriend with, then I find out she's been looking for someone to cheat on me with. FML."

It's Karma, only Karma came around and kicked you in the dick before you even did anything.

#24 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:28pm by Toas7

lol, you should cheat with eachother.

#25 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:46am by Pearson

#6 yea it is but since they both dont like each other thats if they havent doin this for fun it should be no prob saying "Guy/Gal im not intrested in u anymore!"

#26 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:20pm by wax_soup

Well she can't get mad at you. She was cheating too.

#27 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:07pm by zimdelinvasor

come on, I don't believe that for a second.

#28 - On 05/26/2009 at 1:52am by catballou

YDI for signing up in the first place....

But it's seriously f**ked that you met your own GF on there.

I agree with 28.... But you also can't get mad at her; you were both cheating

#29 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:03pm by acro_actress95

actually...
the song is called escape.
by rupert holmes.
:)

#30 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:12pm by amatoryangel

you're both stupid as fuck and you're worse cos you're being a hypocrite!!!
seriously, fuck you both!

#31 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:31am by silly_kate

YDI. hypocrite.

#32 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:28pm by Aaven

really, you deserved it, but the bright side here is you finally know she's cheating on you and can breakup with her, on the other side, she will turn this around you, trust me.

#33 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:25am by plaastik

Maybe the site was made to make people stop cheating

#34 - On 08/16/2009 at 1:40am by AtoZandBeyond

Sounds to me that you're a hypocrite, and that relationship is in the shit hole.

#35 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:17pm by Bullshet

Cheaters don't deserve loving relationships. Grow up.

#36 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:24pm by Unlucky_Sob

i'm glad. YDI, and each other.

#37 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:39am by hutsmundi89

u guys r perfect 4 each other :)

#38 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:44pm by potato53

awesome - what's her handle?

#39 - On 03/10/2010 at 4:49pm by waywick

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