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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15698) - you deserved it (76564)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

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So you're both assholes.
Just break up. :\
Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

#8 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:45am by HyperFlirt

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...I think that would've been time to end things.

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:11pm by allie2590

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