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Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65012) - you deserved it (31599)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

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