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Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66460) - you deserved it (32272)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

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Lol to be honest that would of been worse if you didn't knock yourself out, imagine climbing in the shower and going to grab your boyfriend and then realising it was his dad...To be honest knocking yourself out was the best thing that could of happened to you =P

#7 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:00am by 666midnight

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Your boyfriend lives with his parents and u still thought it was a good idea to strip, go to the bathroom and hop in with whomever was there? ydi

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:51am by chimmy

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