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Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (1974)

On 02/05/2010 at 11:29am - intimacy - by donkeyd - United States (Virginia)

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How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?

#3 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:58pm by doink

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I say this was no accident

#2 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:56pm by Erindub

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