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Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asks me if that was the first pair of boobs I have seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70085) - you deserved it (24947)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

#1 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:46pm by girlloveyoung

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Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching porn, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 9:00pm by Metal1209

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