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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33229) - you deserved it (2544)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

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If your sister used your nick to chat, your gf probably thought it was you.
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and yes , i do hate myself a bit for killing the whole lesbian fantasy thing

#8 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:27pm by RandomIdiot

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That's interesting, hahah. Kinda hot, but awkward for the sister thing.

#11, shut the fuck up. Most of the girls I know talk about sex more than I do, and when you issue rash generalizations about the male population like that, it makes the ones that don't actually think about sex all the time, myself included, want to kick you in the ovaries so you can't pollute the Earth with more of your sexist, arrogant brats.

#14 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:04pm by podrummer9209

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