He obviously lied to get into your pants. I say you rip his balls off and hang them in your trophy case.
YDI for believing what a guy says just before, during, or just after sex. We'll say anything if our cocks are getting to come out and plunge into dark, wet female areas.
And here's the worse news: since it's been only 30 minutes since the hookup, that "caring" part is also a sex-fueled lie.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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