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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19854) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/29/2010 at 9:14am - intimacy - by rejected (woman) - United States (New York)

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He obviously lied to get into your pants. I say you rip his balls off and hang them in your trophy case.

#3 - On 01/29/2010 at 2:19pm by KateeJo

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YDI for believing what a guy says just before, during, or just after sex. We'll say anything if our cocks are getting to come out and plunge into dark, wet female areas.

And here's the worse news: since it's been only 30 minutes since the hookup, that "caring" part is also a sex-fueled lie.

#10 - On 01/29/2010 at 2:42pm by perdix

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