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Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (105299)

On 04/02/2009 at 11:34am - intimacy - by imsorrytimmy (woman) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

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Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

#1 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:03pm by bipolarchipmunk

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I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

#6 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:10pm by hotpinklovee

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