Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm / Intimacy

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  • hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

    #7 - On 01/27/2010 at 4:40am by givants

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  • Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

    #4 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:51am by perdix

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