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Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11639) - you deserved it (24942)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

#7 - On 01/27/2010 at 4:40am by givants

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Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

#4 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:51am by perdix

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