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Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8029) - you deserved it (14287)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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