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Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17138) - you deserved it (2182)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - intimacy - by emergency (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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..and how did you discover this? o.O

#2 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:10pm by jillz

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remember, immature spells IM mature (:

#42 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:12pm by CastlesInTheSky

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