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Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

#6 - On 01/25/2010 at 10:36am by Fr0gg13

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she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

#16 - On 01/25/2010 at 11:18am by Dfox

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