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Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20417) - you deserved it (2955)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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