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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10074) - you deserved it (2553)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

#2 - On 01/25/2010 at 10:31am by jpgray1982

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What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies?

Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

#6 - On 01/25/2010 at 10:41am by perdix

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