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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6174) - you deserved it (15336)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

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Tell your mom you were enjoying a really good chocolate cake.

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:09am by MiniatureMayhem

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Your girlfriend totally did that on purpose. :D

#6 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:11am by junying

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