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Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6645) - you deserved it (40902)

On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States

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Into self harm? Theres an app for that.

#1 - On 01/21/2010 at 10:09am by Jimboom

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Hoodie? Sexy? I learn something new everyday here...

#14 - On 01/21/2010 at 10:40am by The_Great_Zucchi

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