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Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24184) - you deserved it (2383)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Narehs (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Awkward turtle

#2 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:26am by DynamicDave

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yea and the condoms were for baloons!

#13 - On 01/13/2010 at 8:09am by firecopy

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