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Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27454) - you deserved it (2455)

On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)

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Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.

#3 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:36am by Anonymous874598

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Is your name Stacy? Sounds like your mom has got it goin' on.

And since you're mother's a cougar, are you a cub? Adorable!

#27 - On 01/13/2010 at 5:04pm by ScaryyMary

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