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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9647) - you deserved it (29743)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version

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YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.

#2 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:08pm by aeslehc_

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YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.

#9 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:20pm by ROFLsyrup

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