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Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pervert (man) - United States (Maryland)

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that is really creepy. fyl.

#1 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:30am by playnejayne

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....over Dora the Explorer or was it just on?! Either way, ew.

#3 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:43am by Lord_Stubby

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