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Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37053) - you deserved it (2324)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

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that I terrible!! fuck your life indeed!!

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 2:01pm by sparkey0127

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This is one the first true FMLs I've seen on this site in weeks.

By true I mean a real FML because I have no way to tell whether this is true or false but will give the OP the (unfortunate) benefit of doubt here.

#9 - On 01/07/2010 at 2:22pm by temescal

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